The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.

The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there's the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.

Spoiler contains a link to an image of a really ugly dog.

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SomeOneUK

United Kingdom

June 2004

JUL 03, 2005 10:27 AM

*shudder*

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 03, 2005 10:29 AM

That looks like the infamous chupacabra!

Rosscoe

I'm lost

March 2005

JUL 03, 2005 10:29 AM

jesus.. that fucking things a spawn of the devil

parks

I'm lost

October 2004

JUL 03, 2005 10:31 AM

this is one of my favorite news stories by far

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

JUL 03, 2005 10:32 AM

JESUS!

That thing will be in my nightmares tonight!

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

JUL 03, 2005 10:32 AM

He looks like spike the gremlin.

Attack_Macaque

Mesquite, TX

September 2004

JUL 03, 2005 10:33 AM

My god! That dog looks like it was doused with gasoline and incinerated, then thrown into a blender for good measure. Is is still alive?

Oracle

Winnipeg, MB

September 2003

JUL 03, 2005 10:35 AM

I have to say...that is the ugliest thing I have EVER seen.....I wouldn't be able to have such a dog in my house....I'd be standing on the chairs and shit hoping it doesn't come near me.

LokiCaprion

Halethorpe, MD

October 2004

JUL 03, 2005 10:39 AM

God, that thing DOES look fake. Wes Craven should rent that dog for a new movie, or something!

Evanx

Grand Rapids, MI

June 2003

JUL 03, 2005 10:41 AM

I bet if that thing bites you, you turn into a zombie....

venomkid

I'm lost

January 2003

JUL 03, 2005 10:44 AM

He looks like he should be sitting in the crook of Jabba's tail and laughing hysterically.

Sexdwarf

Hermosa Beach, CA

February 2003

JUL 03, 2005 10:52 AM

I was really aexpeting a cute dog that was kinda ugly, but that is, in fact, one ugly dog.

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUL 03, 2005 10:52 AM

venomkid said:
He looks like he should be sitting in the crook of Jabba's tail and laughing hysterically.

:LOL:

Damn, okay... that is one fugly dog.

I always knew Santa Barbara must be good for something, I guess that's it.

Oracle

Winnipeg, MB

September 2003

JUL 03, 2005 10:53 AM

i keep coming back, I can't stop looking at it

whitewidow

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUL 03, 2005 10:55 AM

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

JUL 03, 2005 10:58 AM

Is it dead? It looks dead.

Spaceboy

Dallas, TX

October 2004

JUL 03, 2005 10:58 AM

Fisrt I watch that chris cunningham video and now I click on the link for that dog. I guess I'm not sleeping tonight.

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JUL 03, 2005 10:59 AM

Sweet zombie Jesus! That thing's undead!

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI

March 2004

JUL 03, 2005 11:01 AM

Screw World's Ugliest Dog. That's the World's Ugliest Thing.

pascalpp

Brooklyn, NY

January 2004

JUL 03, 2005 11:04 AM

it looks jusr like the famous "rat monkey" from Peter Jackson's Braindead (a.k.a. Dead Alive) !

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN

June 2003

JUL 03, 2005 11:08 AM

He's kind of cute, in a demonic sort of way. He looks like a lapdog for a Succubus or something. He'd probably freak me out if I met him in person, but with a little bit of time to adjust I think I could get used to him.

And it's not like he's decaying or anything, He's just funny looking.

billybillybilly

Minneapolis, MN

March 2004

JUL 03, 2005 11:09 AM

dingoes8 said:
Screw World's Ugliest Dog. That's the World's Ugliest Thing.

For fucking SURE!

KellyLynn

I'm lost

September 2003

JUL 03, 2005 11:13 AM

oh my lord. agreed with all the comments about it's undead-ness, wes craven movie opportunities and ESPECIALLY about it's resemblance to jabba's laughing friend.

i, too, was just expecting a regular dog with no hair, but holy christ. that's a fucking gremlin.

surface

Vancouver, BC

October 2002

JUL 03, 2005 11:13 AM

total gremlin.

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JUL 03, 2005 11:13 AM

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