Best advice you use

"She's not worth it."

I keep being told, I don't seem to listen though.

DELETE THE ELITE

if you can't build a robot, be a robot

what one damn fool can do, another damn fool can do.

-my pops

"It's not going to get better if you don't stop picking."

lather, rinse, repeat

Mom:
"Do whatever you want until you have a ring on your finger."

Dad:
"But don't accept liquor from strangers. That's a bad idea."

"Never argue with a fool."

This has helped me to get through almost every single day at work. My best friend passed it unto me from her Grandpa. I can't tell you how many times I repeat this to myself. It saves me a whole lot of energy.

try not to die

If it sounds too good to be true, than it probably is.

and my personal favorite.....

Karma is a bitch.