Best advice you use

Whats the best advise you've ever been told that you apply to everyday life? It can be from a movie, book, magazine, tv, music, or something someone told you in person. My personal fav

"Worring is alot like a rocking chair, it gives you somthing to do but doesnt get you anywhere." Van Wilder

"Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb."

"life is a game, you may as well play to win"

I don't really do the advice thing. if someone gives me advice I smile and nod my head, and then forget it.

"Always look both ways before crossing the street, and never accept any wooden nickels."

Think for Yourself, Question Authority

"Do onto others..."

Van Jesus

Beware pickpockets and loose women.

But if you follow that then you won't be thinking for yourself. Because someone else told you to question authority.

[Edited on Jun 25, 2005 by imustbestopped]

Hey. that's good advice!



*Natch*

HA!! i love this because the whole point of being told, "think for yourself, question authority" as advice just makes the whole thing null and void...

plenty of Tool fans seem to follow it tho

*nod*

Don't let a kiss fool you. Never marry for love

- Tom Waits

Never flick someone off when driving. You don't know how crazy they are.
-Dad

So true.

So true.

Can you say Ted Nuggent

holy shit, this is exactly what i was thinking when i read the title.

TANSTAAFL.

My job is done!

Life is pain! Anyone who tells you otherwise is either a fool or trying to sell you something... I also like a lot of others...

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot.

You fucking rock.

I dunno...somewhere in here, the word
advice comes into play
..and I took it upon myself to consider it.

[Edited on Jun 25, 2005 by Seanless]

you have to have courage to suffer

Actually:

"Strongest minds are often those of whom the noisy world hears least."

William Wordsworth