NEWS: Lions - Not Fucking Assholes

Ah bull.
I'll bet that the lions had just eaten, and were just guarding their afternoon snack.

the lions weren't so nice when that guy tried to convert them to christianity..



"man tries to convert lions to jesus, gets bitten"

Actually, no. They don't actually commit suicide en masse. That's a myth put forward by the good folks at Disney.

When I read the title of this thread I thought it would have something to do with sodomy. Between animals.

Dude...Lions hate Christians. It's all in the bible.

Also this is probably the conversation that went down with those lions.

"So...should we eat it?"
"I dunno...I mean it looks like it has a lot of bones in it..."
"hey...looks like those bigger things want it"
"DUDE, NO FUCKING WAY those things are getting our food"
*Time passes*
"Aww fuckit, this thing probably tastes like shit. I woke up craving sheep today anyway"