Unicorns. . .

Are for fucking.

That is the truth that I have discovered after years of thinking alot, reading a little (I can't really read actually, not past a 2nd grade lvl), taking pictures with my Moms polorid in the backyard of the sun, and playing a ton of Advanced .dungens and dragons That tis IS thier true puropse. I know it sounds crazy like I am making it up, but I swear it is true. If you don't agree thats fine...I welcome any argument to the contrary.

But look at the irifutiable evidence:

There such butiful creatures, and they only trust virgins. There MUST be a reason that they get all rilled up around us sinful folk...know why its because they know that we want thier magic. And thier magic ain't in there horn as we have been led to beleive by the Unicorn propaganda machine throught the years.... Oh no...its in thier "Soft horsey parts".

Soon I'll report on what I have found out about what babies are for...

Heres a hint... it rymes with "eating". Wait did I say E ating? Stupid typo...Screwed that secret up..


Macallknowing

Two words:

LEGEND

Macuni-cornhole

Confuscius, is that you!?

Your signal's been crossed with Tim Leary's. Can you switch frequencies, please?

You know you want it. That's right, you want it bbaaaadd.

they're Th' Corn Gangg now i think...

Man, Roxy's gonna be pissed.

Afternoon Delight

Why? She can make love to them too!

MacsharingANDcareing

Unicorns? Yes, please.

HELLO, LADIES! FIRE IN THE DISCO!

fuck unicorns! illegitimate bastard sons of the narwhal!

odd...

ahhhhh

wha....?

How many bands have their own slash?

Say hello to the uniporn.

That is my favorite movie in the whole world. I own it on DVD and VHS before that. And before that a taped copy from HBO that my Grandma made in 1988.

Why is she doing a lamb impression?

Oh, and how could I forget the PBF:

He was probably in the act of horn-coitus when posted that.

actually i said it after i was impaled by one of those bastards for punching this little gay-wad in the gut!

unicorns are assholes