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macbastard

MacBastard

North Hollywood, CA
OLD SKOOL

JUN 21, 2005 05:59 PM

Are for fucking.

That is the truth that I have discovered after years of thinking alot, reading a little (I can't really read actually, not past a 2nd grade lvl), taking pictures with my Moms polorid in the backyard of the sun, and playing a ton of Advanced .dungens and dragons That tis IS thier true puropse. I know it sounds crazy like I am making it up, but I swear it is true. If you don't agree thats fine...I welcome any argument to the contrary.

But look at the irifutiable evidence:

There such butiful creatures, and they only trust virgins. There MUST be a reason that they get all rilled up around us sinful folk...know why its because they know that we want thier magic. And thier magic ain't in there horn as we have been led to beleive by the Unicorn propaganda machine throught the years.... Oh no...its in thier "Soft horsey parts".

Soon I'll report on what I have found out about what babies are for...

Heres a hint... it rymes with "eating". Wait did I say E ating? Stupid typo...Screwed that secret up..


Macallknowing

Carmen

Carmen

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

JUN 21, 2005 06:01 PM

I love unicorns. They are my favorite animal, and I my favorite movie also happens to be about a unicorn. I own a dvd and 2 VHSs of The Last Unicorn. I will be getting a tribute tattoo as well.

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wickedmonkey

wickedmonkey

Pawtucket, RI
June 2004

JUN 21, 2005 06:03 PM

macbastard

MacBastard

North Hollywood, CA
OLD SKOOL

JUN 21, 2005 06:05 PM

Carmen said:
I love unicorns. They are my favorite animal, and I my favorite movie also happens to be about a unicorn. I own a dvd and 2 VHSs of The Last Unicorn. I will be getting a tribute tattoo as well.

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Two words:

LEGEND

Macuni-cornhole

PatrickY

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA
December 2003

JUN 21, 2005 06:06 PM

macbastard said:
That tis IS thier true puropse.



Confuscius, is that you!?

Your signal's been crossed with Tim Leary's. Can you switch frequencies, please?

MarginWalker2002

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA
April 2004

JUN 21, 2005 06:09 PM



You know you want it. That's right, you want it bbaaaadd.

phineas

phineas

Bozeman, MT
August 2003

JUN 21, 2005 06:10 PM

they're Th' Corn Gangg now i think...

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUN 21, 2005 06:16 PM

Man, Roxy's gonna be pissed.

B57913

B57913

I'm lost
May 2004

JUN 21, 2005 06:16 PM

macbastard

MacBastard

North Hollywood, CA
OLD SKOOL

JUN 21, 2005 06:20 PM

unravled said:
Man, Roxy's gonna be pissed.




Why? She can make love to them too!

MacsharingANDcareing

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

JUN 21, 2005 06:23 PM

Unicorns? Yes, please.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUN 21, 2005 06:26 PM



HELLO, LADIES! FIRE IN THE DISCO!

Caligula_ODM

Caligula_ODM

Newport, RI
March 2005

JUN 21, 2005 06:28 PM

fuck unicorns! illegitimate bastard sons of the narwhal!

ARRR!!!

Eero

Eero

USA
August 2003

JUN 21, 2005 06:34 PM








odd...

Gitsie

Gitsie

I'm lost
June 2004

JUN 21, 2005 06:48 PM

ahhhhh shocked

RumpusParable

RumpusParable

Copperas Cove, TX
April 2003

JUN 21, 2005 07:10 PM

wha....? shocked

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JUN 22, 2005 01:31 PM

mamet said:
Unicorns? Yes, please.



How many bands have their own slash?

Say hello to the uniporn.

Roxxee

Roxxee

HOPEFUL

Germany

JUN 22, 2005 01:35 PM

Carmen said:
I love unicorns. They are my favorite animal, and I my favorite movie also happens to be about a unicorn. I own a dvd and 2 VHSs of The Last Unicorn. I will be getting a tribute tattoo as well.

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That is my favorite movie in the whole world. I own it on DVD and VHS before that. And before that a taped copy from HBO that my Grandma made in 1988.

dickie

dickie

Providence, RI
June 2004

JUN 22, 2005 03:17 PM

MarginWalker2002 said:


You know you want it. That's right, you want it bbaaaadd.



Why is she doing a lamb impression?

dickie

dickie

Providence, RI
June 2004

JUN 22, 2005 03:21 PM

Oh, and how could I forget the PBF:

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JUN 22, 2005 03:30 PM

dickie said:
Oh, and how could I forget the PBF:


Yay!!

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JUN 22, 2005 03:30 PM

Caligula_ODM said:
fuck unicorns!


Um, yeah, that's the idea.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JUN 22, 2005 03:33 PM

Al said:

Caligula_ODM said:
fuck unicorns!


Um, yeah, that's the idea.



He was probably in the act of horn-coitus when posted that.

Caligula_ODM

Caligula_ODM

Newport, RI
March 2005

JUN 22, 2005 03:58 PM

Lemonkid said:

Al said:

Caligula_ODM said:
fuck unicorns!


Um, yeah, that's the idea.



He was probably in the act of horn-coitus when posted that.



actually i said it after i was impaled by one of those bastards for punching this little gay-wad in the gut!


blackeyed

iamjacksusername

iamjacksusername

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

JUN 22, 2005 04:00 PM

unicorns are assholes

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