Katie Holmes went missing for 16 days?

Scientologists are secretly invading our world. Nothing good can come of this. The only way to see their true form is to wear these specially made sunglasses. As a side-effect, they make you cool.

Watch out for Trovolta, you guys.

Jiminy Glick on Scientology:

When in doubt: Scientology conspiracy.

Obviously, the Scatologists had an orgy on their first meeting in goat blood, and she wanted in.

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

(best action movie line EVAR)

would you like a free personality test?

Mine came back negative.

Siouxsie, they aren't actually saying the earth is calling.


[Edited on Jun 22, 2005 by TheRevolutionary]

hahaha!

no shit.

this made me laugh way more than it should have.

I think the really important thing about scientology is that you can make fun of it, and the only people who are going to be bothered by that are scientologists. It's an important niche.

That and they're an evil cult.

definitly sounds like she was brainwashed,, but she does look happy...

that SG interview with her....she comes off as a real stiff to begin with. I think she'd be 0% fun to hang with.

ah snap, I forgot that interview was there. ha. weird.

giant cold sores and paparazzi....i'd hide too

wow.