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Slander

Slander

Dayton, OH
May 2004

JUN 21, 2005 03:17 PM

Scientologists are secretly invading our world. Nothing good can come of this. The only way to see their true form is to wear these specially made sunglasses. As a side-effect, they make you cool.

Hexe

Hexe

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUN 21, 2005 03:26 PM

Watch out for Trovolta, you guys. surreal

iamjacksusername

iamjacksusername

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

JUN 21, 2005 03:30 PM

Jiminy Glick on Scientology:


"As far as I can tell, they take you up into a huge spaceship and make you sign a huge check, and if you refuse, they kill you."

MistahPrince

MistahPrince

Chicago, IL
February 2005

JUN 21, 2005 03:32 PM

When in doubt: Scientology conspiracy.

Luis

Luis

Preston, ID
February 2004

JUN 21, 2005 03:37 PM

Obviously, the Scatologists had an orgy on their first meeting in goat blood, and she wanted in.

jake_lex

jake_lex

Lexington, KY
February 2003

JUN 21, 2005 03:57 PM

Slander said:
Scientologists are secretly invading our world. Nothing good can come of this. The only way to see their true form is to wear these specially made sunglasses. As a side-effect, they make you cool.



I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

(best action movie line EVAR)

lostarchitect

lostarchitect

Brooklyn, NY
January 2004

JUN 21, 2005 06:08 PM

would you like a free personality test?

Orko27

Orko27

Lacey, WA
October 2004

JUN 22, 2005 01:54 AM

lostarchitect said:
would you like a free personality test?


Mine came back negative. frown

TheRevolutionary

TheRevolutionary

San Diego, CA
June 2004

JUN 22, 2005 02:10 AM

Siouxsie said:

Elijah said:

FridgeMagnet said:

Elijah said:
tom took her to that special day spa where they took derrik zoolander.

she was re-programmed.



But then how could she have been gone for 16 days? It's a day spa. D-A-Y-I-E, dum dum.

*blue steel*


EARTH TO FRIDGEMAGNET!



Could we stop with all the "earth tos"!?



Siouxsie, they aren't actually saying the earth is calling.


[Edited on Jun 22, 2005 by TheRevolutionary]

evilwillow

evilwillow

HOPEFUL

El Salvador

JUN 22, 2005 02:18 AM

Elijah said:
tom took her to that special day spa where they took derrik zoolander.

she was re-programmed.




hahaha!

no shit.


evilwillow

evilwillow

HOPEFUL

El Salvador

JUN 22, 2005 02:19 AM

lostarchitect said:
would you like a free personality test?




this made me laugh way more than it should have. tongue

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

JUN 22, 2005 04:36 PM

I think the really important thing about scientology is that you can make fun of it, and the only people who are going to be bothered by that are scientologists. It's an important niche.

That and they're an evil cult.

urblueygrl

urblueygrl

Covington, LA
July 2004

JUN 22, 2005 05:16 PM

definitly sounds like she was brainwashed,, but she does look happy...

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

JUN 22, 2005 05:22 PM

that SG interview with her....she comes off as a real stiff to begin with. I think she'd be 0% fun to hang with.

Hexe

Hexe

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUN 22, 2005 05:27 PM

ah snap, I forgot that interview was there. ha. weird. surreal

NOTdelusion

NOTdelusion

Compton, CA
June 2005

JUN 22, 2005 05:27 PM



giant cold sores and paparazzi....i'd hide too

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

JUN 22, 2005 05:33 PM

wow.

Hexe

Hexe

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUN 22, 2005 05:33 PM

casuistry said:


giant cold sores and paparazzi....i'd hide too



surreal

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