Pet quirks

I have noticed that my cat has several traits that can only be hers. Am sure she is not alone in the quirky stakes.

One that sticks out is when I get home either by car or foot and Parker hears me, she will greet me outside. She will then follow me through the front door and go straight to the food bowl to eat. Doesn’t matter what time it is. When she is finished she will wait for me in the bathroom and expect me to put some water in the sink to drink. This is pretty much a daily affair.

Another is if I have clothes that I have worn scattered on the bed she will sleep on them. If there are no clothes on the bed she will always sleep on the same spot.

My cat spews green pea soup vomit and his head spins around a whole 360 degrees. Then a deep gutteral voice eminates from my cat speaking in what sounds like Latin. Do you think that's quirky?

My cats do the same thing pretty much. They aren't allowed outside, though.

When I was a kid my family used to have a dog. Whenever the family was gone for more than a day she would be so hysterically happy that we returned she would piss uncontrollably all over the floor. This went on for years until she aspirated her vomit and died.

My roommate's cat projectile vomits. (Seriously.)

Also, there are time when he'll randomly wake up and begin meowing really loud, only to fall asleep seconds later. Very weird.

My dog steals my girlfriend's underwear and hides them under the bed.

Weird. My dog steals your girlfriend's underwear and hides them under my bed.

my one cat, George,,, she will steal clean underwear from a drawer left slightly open, drag it to the door, and leave it in the opening of the door,,, then she announces it by meowing really loud.....

she's done it 1000's of times,,,, but I kinda like,, especially how she confesses....

My cat's breath smells like cat food

My girlfriend is rapidly running out of underwear.

my cats is fat

she dose fuck all really

apart form get more fat

I, however, am building up a nice collection.

if i'm holding my dog's toy, she won't take it out of my hand, even if i try to give it to her. she'll turn her head completely around to avoid it even touching her. i have to throw it.

[Edited on Jun 20, 2005 by Lyingstones]

Sure.

"I swear...it wasnt ME who stole your panties....it was...uh..the dog..yeah...hey! what's that over there??? *points off in the distance then runs in the opposite direction* "

As for my animals:

My male cat, Dewey, likes to wrap his paws around doorknobs or the corner of the window sill and just dangle.

My female cat, Flossie, likes to kneed on me then attempt to suckle on my clothing.

My male cat loves to play in water. I can't leave water bowls out because he dumps them over. I have to be careful when people visit because if they leave the toilet open, the cat will jump in to play in the water, and I have to lysol my whole house. He also likes to play in running water, so if I ever need to stop him doing something, I just run the water in the sink.

My female cat likes to roll on and chew on my dirty panties. I have to be really careful to keep the hamper shut.

Oh I love this though, it's so cute. Both of mine do the nursing gig, but thankfully only one drools massively whilst doing so.

Parker, my cat coos. Another thing she does is when I have a shower she will stand on the edge of the bath. My flat has a shower over bath combo and waits for me to hand water her so she can drink. She got the hiccups the other day as she tried to drink too much too quick coming off my hand.

No, that's pretty much normal cat behaviour.


My pet lizard likes to climb to the top of his tank, dig his feet into the mesh at the top, and bounce around, up and down for a bit. Then, he looks at me as if to say "YOU can't do this, can you?"

Then back to bounce, bounce, bounce.

Also, he likes to pick up matchbox cars with his mouth, throw them around, and chase them across the floor.

I used to have a long hair cat that developed diabetes. After a short period of time he would show up for his shot everyday at the same time. He finaly died of old age.

Vesta my female dog steals my spot on the bed every time I get up, head on the pillow and all. I have to move her when I get back.

My cat didn't know how to meow for about 9 months. She used to make lots of little R2D2 like noises. Now she's learnt to meow (I don't know how she learnt - she's a house cat, maybe the discovery channel) she still mixes in a few robot noises every now and again.

She thinks my old care bear is her mum. She lies across it neading it whilst chewing and licking the care bears fur, purring real loud. She likes to be stroked whilst this is happening too which leads me on to...

...when she wants to be stroked and you are asleep, she will lick your eyelids or if this fails, actually head butt you until you wake up. Which is nice?

She also like to sleep on my back or chest depending on what side I am sleeping on. I don't know if this is beacuse I lie really flat, or she likes the warmth or she's waiting for me to die so she can eat my lips. Who knows?!