Another Scandalous Poem About O

Another Scandalous Poem About O


I wrote a little poem about
That hot vegan woman we all know as O,

To flirt with the system administrator
Like I came from some downtown bungalow

Also partly because I can't write,
And its damned easy to rhyme with O.

If you don't believe me,
Refer to my pervious work: Ode to O.

But I'm not here, to talk about me,
to toot my own horn like it mattered..ah hells no.

It all began when I first came to SG,
April, or May I don't really know,

When I first laid eyes on her, in sexy pajamas
Dirty thoughts began to flow.

'My' thought I, 'this Portland seems just right,
I think I'll pack my bags, and visit this place despite the cold.'

Of course this was long before
I knew she had a beau

Or she could delete my ass
Like Easy setting Nintendo.

But even though I can write some pretty scandalous shit,
She still has the kind heart of some woodland doe.

I guess that's why she is vegan,
Cuz she can identify with the animals ya know?

Lately these days I just check the site,
And make lots of annoying posts,

But sadly my stay here will be much more thin in the near future
For now I have to dedicate lots of time to my career yo?

Before stunning the site with a lot less Caligula,
I just wanted to tell O that she could easily cajole

Me to do all sorts of manner of various things
Like suck her big toe

Or buy her a Sybian,
So she could ride it like Silver and scream 'HI-OH!'

With that being said my poem is done,
Now I can only hope my brazenness doesn't force me to go.



(Please don't delete me. Its fun to make fun of me.)

...

I wonder if this sort of poem has a formal name?

[Edited on Dec 10, 2002 by CubistPoet]

How about 'Total Crap'

It was a month or two ago called Ode to O


YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER?!?!

*cry*

Oct 01, 2002 03:05 PM

Ode to O

Oh O, didn't you know?
I want to see, all your whole,
Your beautiful muff, even your toes.

Oh O, why don.t you show?
The region, that dwells below
I know your beauty would lay SG low.

Oh O, why don't you go,
To my town of San Diego,
And I'll promise to make you glow.

I'm sure glad its easy to rhyme with O.
(Love ya babe).

somebodys' got it for the Kiwi.