what do you do for a living?

nothing. my parents are wealthy

What Koenigsegg said.

Advertising. I'm slowly ruining the world. But with style.

I work for an automotive company (manufacturing) I'm incharge of our shipping departments.

who says I'm living?

ill give ya 3 guesses

I'm a writers assistant on a sitcom.

Can I borrow five million dollars?

travel Nurse

Until recently, department manager for a large company.

But I'm back into Environmental Consulting now.

Which one?

Psshh... you're a pimp and everyone knows it.

oh, and I work at a daycare/go to school

I whore out experts in their prospective fields to attorneys to help them win their legal cases.

But I will be a high school biology teacher fairly soon.

Computer Systems Analyst...

sucking from the teat of the taxpayer...

It's a new show. It will be on FOX this fall. I'd rather not totally out myself right now though,

Massage Therapist / My clinic's Office Monkey

ok, ok

At the moment I'm working with an arts organization for the summer. Usually I'm a cater waiter.

Are you really? Oh, dear God I need financial help. I'm an investment dummy.

No this is a personal loan, I need to buy some shit.

I'm a college student living with my parents. It's not so much living as it is struggling to escape.