Video Porn

I just got Kazaa, and of course I am downloading all the porn I can find. Later I will download music I have never heard of that's on all your profile pages.

But I have come to some conclusions about video porn.

1. I hate it when people having sex hyperventilate and scream constantly. Hell I like a vocal girl a LOT but lets be realistic.

2. Implants that look like you shoved balloons in your chest, then inflated them some more. I guess if I can't tell if they are fake or not then why not, but if I see another blond cowgirl whore with basketball boobs I'm going to vomit.

Grandpa's happy watching video porn, with the closed caption on.

Another lame thing: girl 'cum shots' when really she is obviously peeing.

And father knows best, about suicide and smack

um, lame how?

I DO!!

I'm proud to say that I have a 200+ mpeg file collection...how could I get these to you though? I know of a few lesbian scenes that always get me going. I'd be happy to send them to you.

nah, it's all about usenet for that shit...

yknow... alt.binaries.multimedia... etc., etc...

200+ meg...I've got a couple of gig's of video porn. My gf likes watching it more than I do. I have some hot lesbian porn but none small enough to e-mail through hotmail...damn 1 mb transfer limits!!!

shit, no sure about yahoo, I assume it's the same

[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by bigpunkmike]

It's misrepresentation man! I mean if you saw a file that was named "Natalie Portman Watersports" and it actually wasn't, I bet you'd be pissed. Truth in advertising is especially important with those ever elusive female ejaculation pics. Accept no substitutes!!!

Got anything involving sex and restaurants? Nothing get me goin' better than a hot chef on waitress scene.... download something if you dont......mire poix......cremebrule........oh......and then send it to me.... ....please and thank you.

Usually these files are way to big to be sent via email even after zipping. I will try and see what happens.

If you have a program that can split and recombine files, cut 'em into 990 K chunks and mail them piece by piece. It's a pain in the ass, but unless someone can host 2 gigs of porn or mail some burned CD's as a massive favor, it seems workable. It could work together with zipping too.

Oh another thought, rotating server space. Host 50 megs or whatever your max is, then when you get a message saying they've transferred it, delete and host more. Just do that 40 times and you're all set.

Putting it on Kazaa with a code name only SG's know might work the best though. Call it PurpleMonkeyButter1, 2, and up, and let anyone you know in on the name so they can download at their leisure.