The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Madame, ist thou donning space underwear? For thine ass doth lie beyond the physical boundaries of this world!

AHHAHAHAHAHAH fantastic.

Your eyes show as many deep and full shades of blue as a healing bruise upon an injured forelimb.

Fuckin-a man. Thats so cool.



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"Sir, you have most exquisite breasts."

Hehe

Bleed me! My memory is fried with your pork!

Your delightful banana reminds me of a cosmonaut in high heels.

hehehe

May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations.

You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.

Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans.

"You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment."

"My elbow sockets sharpen pencils when you pass by on divine fumes of industrial combustion."

"Mano a mano, le tue ossiflexe, si starnubbano nel brondio."

"Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors."

Demonize your sofa. It will lend forth more peanuts between the cushions.

Kanseller din ekstreme hundekjeks innen det virtuelle livmorsfälget eksellerer.
?? that's not remotely surreal.

Your nose hairs scare me.

Certainly your trout are more proseperous to vaccuum than the flying coachmen of Czar Nicholai!

The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera.

I'm going to use that line on a girl in a bar tonight

Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back.

A sound that I know all too well.