Ninjas VS Pirates

Ninjas or Pirates. My two favorite things. I don't know who would win, but they would both kick Harry Potters ass.

okay, pirates gets a lot of points for trying to off that fairy.
Wendy & Tinkerbell were such faghags

well he's not a giant robot now is he? nor is he sexy jude law in weird plastic hair.

OK ninjas win no sweat... besides the fact that one ninja could kill a whole boatload of pirates ( ninjas are so sneaky and deadly, especially in the dark) plus pirates wear the gayest clothes...big puffy shirts with puffier arms and bandanas??!! Besides who wants to be on a boat with like 50 other smelly dudes with scabies!!

Belt Buckle Battle

I'm torn!
On one hand - Hot guy ninja's
On the other - Hot girlie pirates

Cree Summer's Pirate Wo-manifesto: "With weapons of mass seduction, the pirates make love to the world...May our freak flag forever fly!"

ok, this is a hard one, but i gotta go with the ninjas.

pirates do have cool parrots and monkeys. big ups for the monkeys. and yes, they do have the accents but ...

ninjas not only have accents, they have subtitles. and when they are not wearing thier oh-so-stylish hoods you can see how it only takes them 3 mouth movements to say "your head is like a pumpkin to me and your dog is fun!". that takes skill.

and ninjas get the cool threads. and katanas, who would want a scimiter when they could have a katana? and they can pick-locks and climb along ceilings.

... then again, there is the monkey issue...

ps. we need a monkey icon! lil' tuffy???

You know how sometimes you have a great idea only to discover it's already been done? But when it was done just the other day you can't deny the likelihood you simply picked up the idea without realizing it. Damn you Igor, now you have me second guessing anything and everything. Ninjas incidentally.

effing funny

Ninjas! No wait! Pirates!

See, it's precisely because of the cod piece reference that I decided to side with the pirates. Fruit of the looms? I bet pirates are so hard they don't even where pants (uk meaning).


and there's no ninja emoticon is there. Case closed?
This on will go on forever. And hooray for that.

I'm all for NinjaPirates, also known as water Ninja, but my freinds fight me on this all the time. You never hear about ninjas on the water and I think that is really weird.

This site breaks it down pretty well though. Ninjas vs. Pirates