Ninjas VS Pirates

Who would win in a fight of coolness? Ninjas or pirates?

definitely ninjas...you never see a ninja until its too late...and then you dont live to tell

exactly

Sorry, but robots and zombies are both cooler than ninjas and pirates. Zombie robots are, of course, the coolest things ever.

thats great. Ninjas own.

Photographic evidence of how lame ninjas are:



[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by Thrak]

[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by Thrak]

I don't think pirates get enough credit in this debate. Sure they would lose in a fight, but they would have more peg legs, parrots and booty while doing so. And that's another thing: pirate booty. Do you ever hear anyone say ninja booty? NO.

this is a fight of coolness... not of battle skills
maybe you say that ninjas are better fighters, but there is no way that ninjas are cooler than pirates

So much for pirating images from tripod.



[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by graysius]

Finally, some sense around here!

Not that I'm ragging on ninjas, but c'mon ..... PIRATES ............ just look at them!

lmao. i love that fuckin website.

It's tough to decide which is better.

Pirates:
(-) lack binocular vision/depth perception
(-) less agile with peglegs
(+) have sharp hooks for hands
(+) have cannons and pistols
(+) have an assortment of monkeys and parrots to do their fighting for them
(+) have a neat flag and sing drinking songs
(+) use cool phrases like "avast ye swabs" and "Davy Jones' locker"
(+) get lots of booty and live on island paradises

Ninjas:
(+) are totally sweet
(+) are quick
(+) use blow-guns and ninja stars and stuff
(-) lack seaworthiness
(-) tend to limit their speech to "ayy!" and "hee-ya!"
(-) fight for honor, or whatever.
(-) live in feudal Japan

PIrates that know the art of Ninjitsukickass!!!

"they ALWAYS fight."

ninjas are gully. ninjas have quite a prestigious following, where as pirates are just under sexed and dangerously bored of what they have.

gimme a pirate ninja, then we'll be in business.

as much as I love pirates, they really are just drunk men with rotting teeth from lack of vitamin C who can't hold a real job so they rob people out on the ocean and bury the treasure instead of spending it.

and ninjas are ninjas. both are cool but
simply put, who would win in a fight, Captain Hook, or Shinobi?

but then again, can ninjas are pirates even scratch a giant robot? well pirates do have cannons...

Ninja Penguin Pirates.

Folks, it will happen.

PIRATES!!!!!!!!!

Ninja's are Soo cool i want to crap my pants!
Ninja's KILL people all the time!
Pirates wear cod pices
Ninja's wear fruit of the loom.
Toreena wears fruit of the loom.
Therefore Ninja's own pirates.

[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by stickynutz19]

robots are pretty fucking cool, except some of them, i saw AI again today, and that haley joel osmond or whatever is fuckign name is is a pussy

a pirate would whip him silly

[and JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! we can only hope such is the outcome of genetic engineering and the behavioral sciences.

Ninjas totally kick ass. Check this out. Worst-Case Scenario. LOL!

ninjas.. people. ninjas always win hands down.. at EVERYTHING have you ever seen one of those guys at a pie eatting contest? i did.. he totally killed everyone just because some guy dropped a spoon.

ninjas.. people. ninjas always win hands down.. at EVERYTHING have you ever seen one of those guys at a pie eatting contest? i did.. he totally killed everyone just because some guy dropped a spoon.