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xigorx

xigorx

Brooklyn, NY
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 12:10 AM

Who would win in a fight of coolness? Ninjas or pirates?

exploded

exploded

Chicago, IL
September 2002

DEC 09, 2002 12:12 AM

definitely ninjas...you never see a ninja until its too late...and then you dont live to tell

YouthDecayed

YouthDecayed

Pleasanton, CA
December 2002

DEC 09, 2002 12:14 AM

exploded said:
definitely ninjas...you never see a ninja until its too late...and then you dont live to tell



exactly

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

DEC 09, 2002 12:17 AM

I thought this had been covered.

Thrak

Thrak

Austin, TX
July 2002

DEC 09, 2002 12:19 AM

Sorry, but robots and zombies are both cooler than ninjas and pirates. Zombie robots are, of course, the coolest things ever.

YouthDecayed

YouthDecayed

Pleasanton, CA
December 2002

DEC 09, 2002 12:21 AM

Al said:
I thought this had been covered.



thats great. Ninjas own.

Thrak

Thrak

Austin, TX
July 2002

DEC 09, 2002 12:21 AM

Photographic evidence of how lame ninjas are:



[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by Thrak]

[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by Thrak]

MyNameIsDamien

MyNameIsDamien

Santa Barbara, CA
September 2002

DEC 09, 2002 12:30 AM

I don't think pirates get enough credit in this debate. Sure they would lose in a fight, but they would have more peg legs, parrots and booty while doing so. And that's another thing: pirate booty. Do you ever hear anyone say ninja booty? NO.

xigorx

xigorx

Brooklyn, NY
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 12:37 AM

this is a fight of coolness... not of battle skills
maybe you say that ninjas are better fighters, but there is no way that ninjas are cooler than pirates

UncleGraysius

UncleGraysius

Portland, OR
October 2002

DEC 09, 2002 12:45 AM



So much for pirating images from tripod.



[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by graysius]

MyNameIsDamien

MyNameIsDamien

Santa Barbara, CA
September 2002

DEC 09, 2002 12:46 AM

xigorx said:
this is a fight of coolness... not of battle skills
maybe you say that ninjas are better fighters, but there is no way that ninjas are cooler than pirates



Finally, some sense around here!

Not that I'm ragging on ninjas, but c'mon ..... PIRATES ............ just look at them!

MirkwoodMaiden

MirkwoodMaiden

Richmond, VA
October 2002

DEC 09, 2002 12:48 AM

Al said:
I thought this had been covered.



lmao. i love that fuckin website.

taojones

taojones

Boston, MA
September 2002

DEC 09, 2002 01:08 AM

It's tough to decide which is better.

Pirates:
(-) lack binocular vision/depth perception
(-) less agile with peglegs
(+) have sharp hooks for hands
(+) have cannons and pistols
(+) have an assortment of monkeys and parrots to do their fighting for them
(+) have a neat flag and sing drinking songs
(+) use cool phrases like "avast ye swabs" and "Davy Jones' locker"
(+) get lots of booty and live on island paradises

Ninjas:
(+) are totally sweet
(+) are quick
(+) use blow-guns and ninja stars and stuff
(-) lack seaworthiness
(-) tend to limit their speech to "ayy!" and "hee-ya!"
(-) fight for honor, or whatever.
(-) live in feudal Japan

InVinoVeritas

InVinoVeritas

Flagstaff, AZ
October 2002

DEC 09, 2002 01:34 AM

PIrates that know the art of Ninjitsukickass!!!

kidnothing

kidnothing

San Jose, CA
October 2002

DEC 09, 2002 03:18 AM

"they ALWAYS fight."

ninjas are gully. ninjas have quite a prestigious following, where as pirates are just under sexed and dangerously bored of what they have.

gimme a pirate ninja, then we'll be in business.

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

DEC 09, 2002 04:14 AM

as much as I love pirates, they really are just drunk men with rotting teeth from lack of vitamin C who can't hold a real job so they rob people out on the ocean and bury the treasure instead of spending it.

and ninjas are ninjas. both are cool but
simply put, who would win in a fight, Captain Hook, or Shinobi?

but then again, can ninjas are pirates even scratch a giant robot? well pirates do have cannons...

Estrada

Estrada

University Place, WA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 04:31 AM

Ninja Penguin Pirates.

Folks, it will happen.

neon

neon

Brooklyn, NY
November 2002

DEC 09, 2002 05:36 AM

PIRATES!!!!!!!!! skull skull skull skull skull

stickynutz19

stickynutz19

Oklahoma City, OK
September 2002

DEC 09, 2002 06:48 AM

Ninja's are Soo cool i want to crap my pants!
Ninja's KILL people all the time!
Pirates wear cod pices
Ninja's wear fruit of the loom.
Toreena wears fruit of the loom.
Therefore Ninja's own pirates.

[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by stickynutz19]

xigorx

xigorx

Brooklyn, NY
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 07:35 AM

desidia said:
but then again, can ninjas are pirates even scratch a giant robot? well pirates do have cannons...



robots are pretty fucking cool, except some of them, i saw AI again today, and that haley joel osmond or whatever is fuckign name is is a pussy

a pirate would whip him silly

baphomatic

baphomatic

I'm lost
September 2002

DEC 09, 2002 07:35 AM

[and JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! we can only hope such is the outcome of genetic engineering and the behavioral sciences.

AHappyPocket said:
Ninja Penguin Pirates.

Folks, it will happen.



Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

DEC 09, 2002 09:23 AM

Ninja MONKEYS!!

P.S. this topic illustrates why i love SG.

grahf

grahf

New York, NY
September 2002

DEC 09, 2002 09:42 AM

Ninjas totally kick ass. Check this out. Worst-Case Scenario. LOL!

KhronoX

KhronoX

College Park, MD
December 2002

DEC 09, 2002 09:51 AM

ninjas.. people. ninjas always win hands down.. at EVERYTHING eeek have you ever seen one of those guys at a pie eatting contest? i did.. he totally killed everyone just because some guy dropped a spoon.

KhronoX

KhronoX

College Park, MD
December 2002

DEC 09, 2002 09:52 AM

ninjas.. people. ninjas always win hands down.. at EVERYTHING eeek have you ever seen one of those guys at a pie eatting contest? i did.. he totally killed everyone just because some guy dropped a spoon.

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