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phaedraeos

phaedraeos

Ithaca, NY
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 01:58 PM

i hate cock.

HATE IT!

god there's nothing that turns me off more than having a cock right next to my face. makes me want to vomit. i have to talk myself out of retching every second that i'm giving head. just thinking about it makes me ill.

*shudder*

cock is DISGUSTING.

Whiskey

Whiskey

Clovis, CA
July 2002

DEC 09, 2002 02:26 PM

kidnothing said:
i love you.



i love you too.

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 03:18 PM

lie to you? ok
my dick is 12 inches long
i'm the greatest lover you'll ever have
i can give myself head
my tongue is 13 inches long
my name is dav
i live at home
i'm a mechanic

ok only one of those is true but i can remember which one

Division_X

Division_X

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 03:29 PM

There are girls lined up around the block to have a turn at me.
"get in line bitch!"

-x biggrin

takora

takora

Malaysia
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 03:51 PM

has anyone said "I'm fine" yet?

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 04:00 PM

I do not find Dia attractive
I Love Fords
I'm an excellent guitar player
I hate the taste of beer
Avril Lavigne is punk the the bone
I wish Johnny Cash never recorded a note
Elvis is dead
I love my father

Dia

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

DEC 09, 2002 04:19 PM

I am not more then a little flattered by that last post.

I'm a total liar. I exaggerate constantly too.

[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by Dia]

MirkwoodMaiden

MirkwoodMaiden

Richmond, VA
October 2002

DEC 09, 2002 04:21 PM

i know you all love me.

McQueen

mcqueen

San Jose, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 04:22 PM

Cash said:

I Love Fords



I wasn't going to get Cash a Xmas present, but now I am!

biggrin

Lesa

Lesa

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 04:23 PM

I'm short, petite, blonde, small-breasted, and tan.
I can't stand SG.
I hate Johnny Knoxville.



crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

DEC 09, 2002 04:35 PM

I don't smoke, drink, or do any drugs.
I eat only the healthiest of foods.
I always get a good night's sleep.

saintgomi

saintgomi

San Francisco, CA
July 2002

DEC 09, 2002 05:22 PM

I eat nothing but Liquid Paper.
I shit nothing but marshmallow Peeps.
My mom is the pope.
My Dad runs the Illuminati.
My goldfish, Stu, is the anti-christ.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 05:25 PM

McQueen said:

Cash said:

I Love Fords



I wasn't going to get Cash a Xmas present, but now I am!

biggrin




you sonofabitch! this was all an elaborate scheme by McQueen to get me to say "I Love Fords", wasn't it?

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 05:26 PM

saintgomi said:

I shit nothing but marshmallow Peeps.



Mental note...stay the FUCK away from saintgomi this Easter

Dia

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

DEC 09, 2002 05:47 PM

saintgomi said:
I eat nothing but Liquid Paper.
I shit nothing but marshmallow Peeps.
My mom is the pope.
My Dad runs the Illuminati.
My goldfish, Stu, is the anti-christ.



Gomi, I believe half of those actually are true. Don't be lying about your goldfish, thanks. He's in my dreams, and he's turning the water in his bowl blood red.

Cree

Cree

Detroit, MI
December 2002

DEC 09, 2002 05:52 PM

I'm head of an underground infiltration group hell bent on disbanding the New World Order by going to extremes to infiltrate various exclusive societies.
My top officers are the cast of That 70's Show. I gave one of our female officers a sex change on my kitchen table, In hopes that she would be excepted into the Masons. John Wayne's First name used to be Delilah.
(I can tell you that because this post is equipped with a fine powder that will seep through your monitor and block the synaptic gaps that lead to your short and long term memory.) Michael Jackson was my head officer and was injected with a chemical compound I invented called SummerSnow477. He was supposed to infiltrate the KKK but it backfired horribly, so to counteract the horrible deformity we caused, we made him a superstar singer by blending the soundtracks of an orgasm, an angora yak bleating, and a 6 year old set of fraternal twins named Jimmy and Janna. I mixed them on a recording device I made from a Cure cd, a Better Homes and Gardens magazine, and a bag of white cheddar popcorn, thus creating the worlds greatest superstar.

[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by thegirlieshow]

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

DEC 09, 2002 06:00 PM

thegirlieshow said:
Michael Jackson ... we made him a superstar singer by blending the soundtracks of an orgasm, an angora yak bleating, and a 6 year old set of fraternal twins named Jimmy and Janna. I mixed them on a recording device I made from a Cure cd, a Better Homes and Gardens magazine, and a bag of white cheddar popcorn, thus creating the worlds greatest superstar.



Tito and Jermaine will hunt you down for revealing that information to the masses ... they're CIA, you know.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 06:03 PM

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

Cree

Cree

Detroit, MI
December 2002

DEC 09, 2002 06:08 PM

AH! But like the proverbial girl scout we are always prepared. We have Jermaine in our operation nook disguising him to look like one of Tito's children. The one's that formed a group called 3T in 1995. He will go to Tito's house and hide yak testicles in his peach cobbler that our minions had prepared for him a week earlier. Upon eating and discovering the testicles he will DIE of embarrassment and will be written off as conjunctive heart failure. Buwaha...

[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by thegirlieshow]

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

DEC 09, 2002 06:17 PM

Mary Kate and Ashley live in my cellar. I feed them nothing but Slim Jims and Mountain Dew. They're filling out quite nicely.

Saget and Coulier stop by from time to time, but never Stamos because he's a homo.

Division_X

Division_X

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 07:03 PM

Cash said:
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.




Say what!!!
a '72 Commando in the LA underground?
Gotta' luv those Nortons!


wink -x

MirkwoodMaiden

MirkwoodMaiden

Richmond, VA
October 2002

DEC 09, 2002 07:09 PM

*whispers* your balls are showing.

saintgomi

saintgomi

San Francisco, CA
July 2002

DEC 09, 2002 07:11 PM

Dia said:

saintgomi said:
I eat nothing but Liquid Paper.
I shit nothing but marshmallow Peeps.
My mom is the pope.
My Dad runs the Illuminati.
My goldfish, Stu, is the anti-christ.



Gomi, I believe half of those actually are true. Don't be lying about your goldfish, thanks. He's in my dreams, and he's turning the water in his bowl blood red.



You will all bow down before the wrath of Stu!



thedevilman

thedevilman

United Kingdom
August 2002

DEC 10, 2002 02:49 AM

I have had more adventurous, creative and dirty sex than Dia could ever even think of in her tiny little enclosed existence.

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