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Marla

Marla

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

DEC 08, 2002 10:42 PM

I want to read your biggest, fattest lies. No truth. Just lies. I can't handle the truth.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 08, 2002 10:43 PM

Okay, um... I'm super hott and all the girls want me. There, how was that?

Catculus

Catculus

Haughton, LA
September 2002

DEC 08, 2002 10:46 PM

I'm really an acrobat and I grew up in Russia.

Applethief

Applethief

Cote D ivoire
OLD SKOOL

DEC 08, 2002 10:48 PM

I lost my virginity to Condoleeza Rice and my mother came up with idea of lemon flavored malt liqour.

minimalism

minimalism

Argentina
OLD SKOOL

DEC 08, 2002 10:49 PM

I think you're hot.

minimalism

minimalism

Argentina
OLD SKOOL

DEC 08, 2002 10:50 PM

Wait a second you said lie?

Marla

Marla

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

DEC 08, 2002 10:51 PM

I'm going to a club tonight, where I will get smashed, and then maybe give this guy a blowjob in exchange for a hit, and then get so fucked up that I wake up in someone's bathroom in a pool of my own vomit with my panties around my ankles. Then I will before even finding out what house it is I'm in, strip naked and take a cold shower until I'm shaking violently sober, then put my clothes back on, climb out the window and walk aimlessly until I end up strangely home.

Sparkle

Sparkle

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

DEC 08, 2002 10:52 PM

i hate you marla!! i hate you so very much! tongue

BoxterJulep

BoxterJulep

San Francisco, CA
October 2002

DEC 08, 2002 10:52 PM

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
wanna pull up tough
Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby I wanna get witcha
And take your picture...

Marla

Marla

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

DEC 08, 2002 10:52 PM

minimalism said:
Wait a second you said lie?



exactly. excellent job!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 08, 2002 10:52 PM

Oh, and my mom invented Liquid Paper.

*starts humming the theme from "The Monkees"...* biggrin

Applethief

Applethief

Cote D ivoire
OLD SKOOL

DEC 08, 2002 10:54 PM

Marla said:
I'm going to a club tonight, where I will get smashed, and then maybe give this guy a blowjob in exchange for a hit, and then get so fucked up that I wake up in someone's bathroom in a pool of my own vomit with my panties around my ankles. Then I will before even finding out what house it is I'm in, strip naked and take a cold shower until I'm shaking violently sober, then put my clothes back on, climb out the window and walk aimlessly until I end up strangely home.



Hey, I remember you

Sparkle

Sparkle

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

DEC 08, 2002 10:56 PM

MisterSatan said:
Oh, and my mom invented Liquid Paper.



..stolen from "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion":
i "invented Post-it Notes"!

nouvelle

nouvelle

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

DEC 08, 2002 10:56 PM

i come from a family of big oil in texas. when i was 21 i was told i could either marry the son of another big oil tycoon or be disowned. torn i almost did it but on the day of the wedding snuck out of the back exit of the church and drove and drove until i reached the west coast. i now live here sometimes struggling eating only rice and beans knowing the life style of comfort and riches i left behind. there is no price on freedom. smile

[Edited on Dec 08, 2002 by bonitamay]

DemiGauge

DemiGauge

Gresham, OR
November 2002

DEC 08, 2002 11:03 PM

i'm really a man

Catculus

Catculus

Haughton, LA
September 2002

DEC 08, 2002 11:09 PM

I am the youngest of 12 children.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 08, 2002 11:10 PM

Sparkle said:

MisterSatan said:
Oh, and my mom invented Liquid Paper.



..stolen from "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion":
i "invented Post-it Notes"!



Actually, no- I was impersonating Michael Nesmith, whose mother actually did invent Liquid Paper. Although it works the other way, I guess, even though I've never seen movie in question.

Catculus

Catculus

Haughton, LA
September 2002

DEC 08, 2002 11:31 PM

Oh, and I love eating meat.

26OO

26OO

Waterloo, ON
August 2002

DEC 08, 2002 11:33 PM

DemiGauge said:
i'm really a man



you're not a man?!?

Echo

Echo

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

DEC 08, 2002 11:57 PM

'Mini Me' likes you. blackeyed


okay nug lion around I like you. kiss

MirkwoodMaiden

MirkwoodMaiden

Richmond, VA
October 2002

DEC 09, 2002 12:00 AM

previous entry was fuckin lame.

hows this. im dia's long lost twin sister.

kiss

[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by WingZephyr]

[Edited on Dec 09, 2002 by WingZephyr]

Division_X

Division_X

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 12:25 AM

There are 3 hot girls in my room with me right now feeling pretty hot and bothered. They're lying provocatively on my bed giving me the look in their underwear. But I got better things to do. "Hey! can;t you leave me alone foer a sec, i'm tring to type here, stop it now you litttle slut!"

biggrin -x

Division_X

Division_X

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 12:26 AM

DemiGauge said:
i'm really a man



GET OUT!

-x
bok

stickynutz19

stickynutz19

Oklahoma City, OK
September 2002

DEC 09, 2002 12:27 AM

I'm getting my dick sucked right now, she's mouthing my balls and running her hand threw my pubes, i think i'm gonna cum...

Division_X

Division_X

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 09, 2002 12:30 AM

i have my hand in yer sista's panties... she loving it!
eeek

-x

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