Home Enema

How and why I stumbled upon this is a funny story. Actually, it's not so much funny as it is long. Sufficed to say it didn't come to me as an e-mail joke, nor did I see it on some other board. Why is this important? Well, if you're like me, and you find amusement in sending this sort of shit (pun intended) to your brother and a few select friends, you can be fairly confident that they haven't seen this yet (I hate sending people stuff only to find out they saw it two months earlier).

Allow me to present the do-it-yourself enema instruction video.

So, has anyone done this before? I have to admit to at least five separate chunks of my being that are, for different reasons, tempted...

And if it turns out that this was already covered on the boards two months ago, I'm going to feel like a tattooed_donkey-sized dork.

Ok, I'm giving this thread a second chance by bringing it back to the top. It's like 12 minutes long and I was immobilized with fascination for the duration. If you watch the whole thing, you'll learn what the tennis ball is for and, at the very end, see some grainy images of the material people have flushed out of their intestine!!! I had no trouble watching the video over my poke-ass slow dialup connection.

Ughhh.. I watched it.. In its entirety.. Why did I do it??

Okay, I admit to watching this in its entirety and not once losing interest. Now I have a few questions for the audience:

1. Are these people supposedly allowing an entire 5 gallons of water into their bodies? Please tell me I'm mistaken.

2. Are you as afraid as I am that those people defecated manta rays?

3. What kind of pervert would you think a friend of yours was if you showed up and they had a kitchen collander sitting in the toilet?

4. Why didn't I wait until I finished my falafel sandwich before clicking that link?

5. Does anyone here believe in the 'cleanse and detoxify through enemas' theory? Because I'm not so sure I do. Actually, I'm pretty sure I think it's bullshit.

1. You're not mistaken.
2. Well, I wasn't until you mentioned it.
3. I'd have to assume they accidentally swallowed their favorite marble.
4. ...mmmmm, falafel.
5. I don't really buy the whole idea, but I kinda want to try it. I think I have some stuff in my garage that'll do pretty much the same thing...

Do we all have that disgusting, rope-like, elasticated fecal matter in our intestinal tracts? If so, I'm going to eat more granola and drink more coffee!

eNtRopY

Without having to watch the entire thing will someone please explain why a tennis ball is an optional item?? Yikes!!

heh hehe. Goatse

Apparently, you roll the tennis ball around your stomach in an attempt to "help keep things moving". The same thing can be accomplished by rubbing your tummy with your fingers. Apparently. So they say.

That made me laugh so hard

they tell you how to install the "splash guards"

They also tell you to look at what comes out
"Use a kitchen collinder so you can view the results afterwards." That just scares me, who wants to look at it afterwards, that's just gross

fucking yuck.

is that EVER a lengthy procedure. if i have any of that elasticy ropey stuff, the shit is staying there.

they don't really show a person getting an enema... but you do see what spews out into the collander

[Edited on Nov 30, 2002 by psychocupid]

You're fucking kidding me, rignt?

Awesome! I'm so happy to see this thread resurrected from the depths!

Those chumps put this diagram on their website! If you've got the technical drawing, why would you buy their kit when you can build you own?