We had a period when remote key chains became popular where you couldn't leave your car keys on your desk without finding your cabin or trunk full of styro-foam packing peanuts.

One I've always wanted to do but was cost prohibitive: Run a blind ad you know co-workers will answer. Pass rejection letters out a week later.

Falling_Jon

Phoenix, AZ

March 2004

JUN 23, 2005 12:23 PM

vespaboy01 said:
me "ask baz about his sisters piano lessons when he comes back in"

*baz comes back in*

new bloke "hey, baz, how's your sisters piano lessons going?"

Baz "you fucking cunt" - Storms out of office"

me "yeah, his sister was born without any hands"

watch new bloke squirm. about 10 minuits later tell them that baz doesnt actually have a sister. this also works when you substitute "sister" for daughter, "piano" for "Ballet" and "hands" for "legs"

HAHA, holy shit, me and my friends from high school ALWAYS did that one to people, that's some funny shit... especially when you replace "storms out of office" with "tries to start fight with younger/ smaller/ new person". We did that mostly in high school, but I spread it to the workplace also. Great shit.

Himi

Seattle, WA

June 2005

JUN 23, 2005 03:19 PM

Plus a USB mouse into their computer and run the cord back to your desk. Then every so often just move the mouse and click.

stockula

Anchorage, AK

May 2003

JUN 23, 2005 03:24 PM

http://electronics-cat.ioffer.com/i/MIND-MOLESTER.-2385980

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR

February 2004

JUN 23, 2005 04:09 PM

The day my ex left his job to go to the police academy he left a slightly opened jar of pigs feet behind a cabinet. It was several weeks before it was discovered by his former coworkers.

ploptoken

San Antonio, TX

October 2003

JUN 27, 2005 08:12 PM

Ok, i got a good one, but it's already kind of used by Blizzard.

send your customer a notice saying they have to renew their subscription information, because the credit card didn't go through, but have the website to update this information, down. so, the customer will be trying relentlessly for hours to update their information so they can play fucking World of Warcraft.

[Edited on Jun 27, 2005 by ploptoken]

jonasthewhale

San Francisco, CA

September 2003

JUN 27, 2005 08:58 PM

RyanDipietro said:

corriander said:
A day long rubber band fight ensued . . .

How are you so happy? Do you work at, like, Disneyland?

we running adn laughing and talking of memories past

datsun

Richmond, CA

October 2004

JUN 27, 2005 10:14 PM

n8tvegrl said:
The day my ex left his job to go to the police academy he left a slightly opened jar of pigs feet behind a cabinet. It was several weeks before it was discovered by his former coworkers.

eeeeeeew...

princessparkle

Washington, DC

May 2005

JUN 28, 2005 05:39 AM

demetrius_z said:

brilliant

[Edited on Jun 28, 2005 by princessparkle]

LL_Bean_J

Portland, ME

May 2003

JUN 28, 2005 06:05 AM

I work for a group of radio stations. A couple of months ago, a co-worker decided we would play a trick on a jock on our rock station, by holding a "meeting" announcing that we were flipping the station to Top 40. Our in-house graphics expert designed a logo for the "new station" and unveiled it at the meeting. We even went so far as to get the General Sales Manager in on it, and his performance was clutch. As he spoke with great deal of detail about market research, trends and the like, I even started to think he was for real. The jock's face turned to stone as our program director had us leave the room so he could "discuss things" with the jock... it was a good five minutes before he realized he had been punk'd.

Radio ican be a cruel cutthroat business at times, which made it all the more nasty, yet all the more classic.

datsun

Richmond, CA

October 2004

JUL 05, 2005 05:55 PM

LL_Bean_J said:
I work for a group of radio stations. A couple of months ago, a co-worker decided we would play a trick on a jock on our rock station, by holding a "meeting" announcing that we were flipping the station to Top 40. Our in-house graphics expert designed a logo for the "new station" and unveiled it at the meeting. We even went so far as to get the General Sales Manager in on it, and his performance was clutch. As he spoke with great deal of detail about market research, trends and the like, I even started to think he was for real. The jock's face turned to stone as our program director had us leave the room so he could "discuss things" with the jock... it was a good five minutes before he realized he had been punk'd.

Radio ican be a cruel cutthroat business at times, which made it all the more nasty, yet all the more classic.

awesome. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall at that meeting!

cabaretic

Birmingham, AL

March 2005

JUL 05, 2005 05:59 PM

When on the phone, change your accent on a customer by customer basis.

When future clients ask "Who that British guy you've got is"...feign ignorance.

MarloSki

USA

November 2004

JUL 05, 2005 06:08 PM

jedichris27 said:
crank call coworkers using one of the soundboards from ebaum's world and change their wallpaper on the computer to 'the blue screen of death', amongst other things.
One timeI took a coworkers little toy pig and made a ransom demand video and sent it to her, complete with severed foam pig ear (from a different pig).

[Edited on Jun 03, 2005 by jedichris27]

these are great..........i love it!!!