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corriander

corriander

Seattle, WA
March 2005

JUN 03, 2005 04:23 PM

Yesterday one of my co-workers made the mistake of saying 'I AM THE WALRUS!' in passing. There was no way I could let this one go . . .

When he was away to heat up his lunch today I changed his name tag to 'THE WALRUS' and reset all the sounds on his computer to various bits and pieces from the related Beatles song.

A day long rubber band fight ensued . . .

Any one else play nasty little tricks on their co-workers? biggrin

monkeybutt

monkeybutt

I'm lost
May 2004

JUN 03, 2005 04:29 PM

i jerk off in their coffee.

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

JUN 03, 2005 04:30 PM

corriander said:
A day long rubber band fight ensued . . .



How are you so happy? Do you work at, like, Disneyland?

almostfamous

almostfamous

NEWSWIRE

United Kingdom

JUN 03, 2005 04:34 PM

accuse them of sexual assault

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUN 03, 2005 04:36 PM

almostfamous said:
accuse them of sexual assault




Sexually assault them.


No really, they like it.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JUN 03, 2005 04:38 PM

I think plugging their toilet is pretty good.

Rodent

Rodent

Moose Jaw, SK
August 2004

JUN 03, 2005 04:44 PM

Back your boss' new SUV into a pole. Hey, worked for me!

BXDVD

bxdvd

I'm lost
August 2004

JUN 03, 2005 04:45 PM

Glued everything to the desk. wink

Rodent

Rodent

Moose Jaw, SK
August 2004

JUN 03, 2005 04:47 PM

BXDVD said:
Glued everything to the desk. wink



I did that to a teacher in Grade 8.
biggrin

Tadzi

Tadzi

Greeley, CO
April 2003

JUN 03, 2005 04:47 PM

Lemonkid said:
I think plugging their toilet is pretty good.



upperdecking is funnier

BXDVD

bxdvd

I'm lost
August 2004

JUN 03, 2005 04:50 PM

Roach infestation is also good. Easy or difficult depending on where you live. I'm "lucky" I have an ample supply at home. wink

KorbenDallas

KorbenDallas

Qatar
January 2005

JUN 03, 2005 04:54 PM

I don't know how my buddy gets away with it, but he calls one of my female co-workers a whore to her face, and she just laughs. confused

Caligula_ODM

Caligula_ODM

Newport, RI
March 2005

JUN 03, 2005 05:43 PM

i like punching them in the throat. it makes for a healthy, happy work environment.

smile

leroymc

leroymc

Brownwood, TX
May 2005

JUN 03, 2005 06:00 PM

In my monotonous line of work, it's important to put "Let's Get Physical" in there head, write Cock Chug on their nice shirts with Markal and tell them they're fucking up.

jedichris27

jedichris27

Highland, CA
January 2005

JUN 03, 2005 06:00 PM

crank call coworkers using one of the soundboards from ebaum's world and change their wallpaper on the computer to 'the blue screen of death', amongst other things.
One timeI took a coworkers little toy pig and made a ransom demand video and sent it to her, complete with severed foam pig ear (from a different pig).

[Edited on Jun 03, 2005 by jedichris27]

corriander

corriander

Seattle, WA
March 2005

JUN 03, 2005 06:12 PM

jedichris27 said:
One timeI took a coworkers little toy pig and made a ransom demand video and sent it to her, complete with severed foam pig ear (from a differnt pig).


The severed ear really takes the cake!

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

JUN 03, 2005 06:31 PM

Did someone say cake?

corriander

corriander

Seattle, WA
March 2005

JUN 03, 2005 06:45 PM

Mmmm . . . cake . . .

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JUN 03, 2005 07:08 PM

-Raise or lower their chair.
-Leave fake phone messages from Hugh Jass.
-Eat the last cookie, donut or piece of King Cake.
-Leave voicemails from home using your VCR or DVD. Comedy and porn titles work best.
-Urinate in their plants.

Have done them all. No, I am not kidding.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JUN 03, 2005 07:29 PM

Freeze a can of shaving cream, cut off the casing with tin snips, then hide the frozen chunk in their desk drawer. Wait for the thaw.

karaokejihad

karaokejihad

Saint Paul, MN
December 2002

JUN 03, 2005 07:54 PM

psychoholicagogo said:
Freeze a can of shaving cream, cut off the casing with tin snips, then hide the frozen chunk in their desk drawer. Wait for the thaw.



oh fuck i'm trying that. love

fdnymedic

fdnymedic

Brooklyn, NY
December 2003

JUN 04, 2005 05:08 AM

i usually change a harmless drug with a leathal drug in my co-workers bag so when hes on a call and gives the dangerous drug to a patient insted of the harmless one and kills the patient the look on his face is priceless...hahahahahahahah and not only that...he has to explain to the family why their grandma he was supposed to be helping just died infront of them,....hahahaha yea i cant get enough of that one. smile

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

JUN 04, 2005 05:11 AM

ploptoken

ploptoken

San Antonio, TX
October 2003

JUN 04, 2005 05:31 AM

some one beat me too the Shaving cream trick. that one is priceless.

my other fav is to call my co-workers when they are off and use a cheesie "annoucher voice" to leave messages on their personal voicemail or answering machings saying i'm Steve Buscemi from my company's HR department, and its urgent they contact me back right away.

also leaving this message with an un-suspecting roommate is good too.

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

JUN 04, 2005 05:43 AM

I like to let a slow, silent one around people i don't like then act like i don't smell anything.

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