Tricks to play on co-workers

Yesterday one of my co-workers made the mistake of saying 'I AM THE WALRUS!' in passing. There was no way I could let this one go . . .

When he was away to heat up his lunch today I changed his name tag to 'THE WALRUS' and reset all the sounds on his computer to various bits and pieces from the related Beatles song.

A day long rubber band fight ensued . . .

Any one else play nasty little tricks on their co-workers?

i jerk off in their coffee.

How are you so happy? Do you work at, like, Disneyland?

accuse them of sexual assault

Sexually assault them.


No really, they like it.

I think plugging their toilet is pretty good.

Back your boss' new SUV into a pole. Hey, worked for me!

Glued everything to the desk.

I did that to a teacher in Grade 8.

upperdecking is funnier

Roach infestation is also good. Easy or difficult depending on where you live. I'm "lucky" I have an ample supply at home.

I don't know how my buddy gets away with it, but he calls one of my female co-workers a whore to her face, and she just laughs.

i like punching them in the throat. it makes for a healthy, happy work environment.

In my monotonous line of work, it's important to put "Let's Get Physical" in there head, write Cock Chug on their nice shirts with Markal and tell them they're fucking up.

crank call coworkers using one of the soundboards from ebaum's world and change their wallpaper on the computer to 'the blue screen of death', amongst other things.
One timeI took a coworkers little toy pig and made a ransom demand video and sent it to her, complete with severed foam pig ear (from a different pig).

[Edited on Jun 03, 2005 by jedichris27]

The severed ear really takes the cake!

Did someone say cake?

Mmmm . . . cake . . .

-Raise or lower their chair.
-Leave fake phone messages from Hugh Jass.
-Eat the last cookie, donut or piece of King Cake.
-Leave voicemails from home using your VCR or DVD. Comedy and porn titles work best.
-Urinate in their plants.

Have done them all. No, I am not kidding.

Freeze a can of shaving cream, cut off the casing with tin snips, then hide the frozen chunk in their desk drawer. Wait for the thaw.

oh fuck i'm trying that.

i usually change a harmless drug with a leathal drug in my co-workers bag so when hes on a call and gives the dangerous drug to a patient insted of the harmless one and kills the patient the look on his face is priceless...hahahahahahahah and not only that...he has to explain to the family why their grandma he was supposed to be helping just died infront of them,....hahahaha yea i cant get enough of that one.

some one beat me too the Shaving cream trick. that one is priceless.

my other fav is to call my co-workers when they are off and use a cheesie "annoucher voice" to leave messages on their personal voicemail or answering machings saying i'm Steve Buscemi from my company's HR department, and its urgent they contact me back right away.

also leaving this message with an un-suspecting roommate is good too.

I like to let a slow, silent one around people i don't like then act like i don't smell anything.