Am I Getting Good at Being an Asshole?

Everyone left me alone in the chat, because I insulted their socks and wouldn't buy them booze.

'tis the story of my life.

It'd be cute and sort of funny if someone wanted to talk to me on AIM and was waiting for a "CubistPoet" to show up.

You damn post whore.

I should be studying for finals, instead I'm having to describe how much of an asshole you are in sg chat.

I'm a whore, yay!

When do I get my money?

Trust me, in about a week, everyone will hate me here. I post over at the Nirvana Fan Club, and everyone hates my guts. I dont know why, but its funny.

Maybe i'll be more welcome here, Punks and goths usually understand my humor. If not, then you know where to come if you wanting training in being an Ass.

Bah.

You guys are all amatuers.

That's the best part of this - site no matter how much of an ass you make of yourself, they'll take ya back in the morning. Like a freakin' family or something....

I mean, hey - they call me thedevilman - like I'm gonna be all sweet and shit or something....

I hate it when the freekin raisins in the raisan bran sink to the bottom and you get like spoonfulls of like 50 freekin raisins

Killerc40 said:
"I hate it when the freakin raisins in the raisin bran sink to the bottom and you get like spoonfulls of like 50 freakin raisins"

So what your sayin is that rasin bran is an asshole? I personally feel that corn flakes are the real asshole of breakfast cereals. Those muthafuckas only stay crunchy and crisp for about 2 minutes. Than it's all mush! grrrrrrrr.....I'm gunna kick cornflakes ass next time I see that bastard!