I'm a Copycat

So. I signed up like... three or four days ago and just jumped into the fray headfirst with a rusty scissors sharp wit and a muffin.

I never actually thought to do something crazy like "introduce myself", but since someone did that recently now I'm going to show my true colors as a hopeless follower and do the same.

In order to do this, I'm going to do a brief FAQ about myself, and then I will take questions from the audience.

The meFAQ 1.0

Q: Are you an asshole?
A: In training, but in that nice and pleasent caring sort of way.

Q: Are you from Cuba?
A: No.

Q: Do you write poetry?
A: Yes.

Q: What's the deal then?
A: See ee cummings.

Q: Boy are you tall!
A: That's not even a question, and yes I am.

Q: Do you know Bill Clinton?
A: Not in the biblical sense.

Q: What's with all this "capitlization" and "proper punctuation" bullshit?
A: I'm an English major.

Q: Haha! Then I bet all my typos and shit bug the hell out of you?
A: Not really. I'm not exactly what you would call a "Type A" personality.

Ok. I'm bored of that.

Fire away or flame away or whatever it is that you do to new people.

[Edited on Dec 07, 2002 by CubistPoet]

[Edited on Dec 07, 2002 by CubistPoet]

well, to give you the "new member treatment" we'll need some rubber gloves, a garden gnome, Dia, some beef jerky, nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine, a strapon dildo, 3 playing cards and a mule.

I walked into something I wasn't meant to see

you shouldn't have seen this........you leave me no choice....you're next. *muah-ha-hah*

ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

how come i never got the new member treatment? nobody hazed me. i've only been on this site for less then a couple of weeks now.

Question: How do you like the newbie treatment?

heh-heh, because i look out for my fellow countrymen

It could use a little more salt.

You realize that.
I realize that.

Some people are a little behind the waterfall though, if you catch my meaning.

Actually it means one who writes poetry in a manner attempting to capture what the Cubists did with images in words.

I don't really do so much of that anymore, but the nickname sticks. And I also like Cubist Poets.

and a scoche more spanking and leather

You've got to ask politely for it.

Or rudely.

Really it's the asking that's important.

HAHAHAHA!!