CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY.

Let's play "Celebrity CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY"! You probably get the gist, but the CRUSH is for your current "celebrity crush" and the rest is pretty self-explanatory:

CRUSH: Tobey Maguire
KILL: Kathy Lee Gifford
DESTROY: Anything having to do with "The Bachelor"

CRUSH: natalie portman. today anyhow
KILL: opra winfrey
DESTROY: fucking NASCAR!

CRUSH: Oprah
KILL: George Bush
DESTROY: R&B MUSIC

CRUSH: edward norton
KILL: sarah michelle gellar
DESTROY: UPN

CRUSH: Shannon Sossamon (rules of attraction, not knight's tale)
KILL:Freddie Prinze Jr.
DESTROY:dating reality shows

CRUSH: Joe Sakic. or Shannyn Sossamon.
KILL: Gwyneth Paltrow
DESTROY: Detroit Red Wings

CRUSH: Can't say.
KILL: Commodus....oh wait he's already dead.
DESTROY: Monster trucks and SUVs

Really! I cant stand all these fuckers that go out and spend 50K on a SUV that will NEVER see dirt or rocks.... Monster trucks i like

I'm deviating from the celebrity format.

CRUSH: Macho attitudes
KILL: Women who give me attitude thinking I want to fuck them right off the bat... "I'm here to drink, I don't care about your pussy."
DESTROY: All radio friendly crap that terms itself "punk" or "hardcore."

Note of interest: Crush, Kill, Destroy was the title of the last and final release by Bay Area thrashmaster's SPAZZ. Praise all that is evil and goofy in their name!

[Edited on Dec 07, 2002 by muckhead]

Crush: Kristy Swanson (OB: original Buffy)

Kill: Fred Durst
Destroy: Movie-promotion tie-ins

CRUSH: Winona Ryder
KILL: Tony Blair
DESTROY: The social system which compells me to
go to work

Crush: Traci lords
Kill: Rodger moore and any other bond wanttabe(sean connery is bond)
destroy: capatilism
restore: socialism

Pinko

Crush, kill, destroy originally comes from the Lost in Space tv series.

crush: Angelina Jolie
kill: scott stapp
destroy: the wwf, wwe...whatever.

HAHAHA!!

crush: nuts
kill: deer
destroy: all monsters

Crush- Kate Winslet
Kill - everyone else
Destroy - Suburbia and all modernist architecture.

crush: jennifer connelly
kill: Stephen Spielberg . We have to stop him before he ruins the world.
destroy: the ronco empire

Crush: Eliza Dushku
Kill: Gene Simmons
Destroy: Bruce Willis's career.....oh wait nevermind it already happened

[Edited on Dec 07, 2002 by EricAllen]

CRUSH- Britney Spears
KILL- Eminem
DESTROY- Imus

i'm not a pinko, pinkos dont like porn. i love porn i cant be a pinko

CRUSH: Jude Law
KILL: Mark Wahlburg
DESTROY: MTV

[Edited on Dec 07, 2002 by desidia]

CRUSH: Franka Potente
KILL: Michael Jackson
DESTROY: Eminem's career

[Edited on Dec 07, 2002 by 2facechang]