NEWS: Genesis 21:33

CULTURE: Genesis 21:33

Sometimes people find solace at the bottom of a beer glass. The Catholic Church hopes that people will also find job being a member of the cloth.

Two easy ways to get more recruits have been ruled out. They're still saying "No Women" and "No Wives."

Where do I enlist?

You'd think that would give an impression a little different to what they're intending. Then again, if the church was filled up with gay men it could make life a little easier for the rest of us.

Yeah, seriously. I already have no women.

Maybe I'm missing something?

[Edited on May 30, 2005 2:37PM]

Give out free condoms?

"Cardinal Murphy-O'Connor wants you!"

I'm picturing the board meeting heere.

"The Catholic church doesn't have enough controversy regarding its men of cloth. Let's really shake things up and stockpile our ranks with drunkards!"

We are talking about the Catholics here. I mean, its not like the rule has really been much of a deterrent anyway.

Ooooh...I am going to pay for that one...

That was planting a garden at Beersheeba...not planting one on Sheba in the beer garden!!

sheesh....

The pope wants You!

Well not if your gay, married, or female. Free food, free clothing, free housing, and all the little boys and girls you can diddle. ( as long as you can keep it a secret, otherwise there is lots of travel )

I wrote some ad copy for the Catholics. I think they should hire me:

The Catholic Church: Our Collars Are Awesome
The Catholic Church: We'll Even Take Hipsters
The Catholic Church: We're Wafer-ific
The Catholic Church: NUNS

Or

The Catholic Church: We were first,we gotta be right.
The Catholic Church:"Denying Scientific evidence since 0.
The Cathoilic Church: No money, no women,no problem!

Ah, organised religion. So much more fun to ridicule than partake in.

thats hot - wheres my lube? you dont really have to be catholic to join do you?

heres one:
The Catholic Church: Come on fagboy, you know youll never be strong enough to be Out anyway -

double submit -

[Edited on May 30, 2005 3:45AM]

How about...

The Catholic Church: One of the favorite things to bitch about on the SG boards.