Anyway, everyone fights and it's kind of boring. But after that, Padme is taken to a robot doctor who says, "SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TWINS!"

And the audience was all like, "NO WAY! I WONDER WHAT SHE'LL NAME THEM!"

[...]

Bail said he'd take the girl, and then they're left wondering about the baby boy. Then Obi Wan says, "Oh, I know! Let's take the other kid to Tatooine!"

And everyone is like, "OMFG, THAT'S THE BEST IDEA EVER! Let's take Luke to the planet where Anakin grew up and place him with his last surviving family. He'll NEVER think to look for anyone there!"

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD

March 2005

MAY 29, 2005 01:44 PM

epIII summary: the entire thing is Padme's fault. Seriously, if it wern't for that bitch NONE of this would have happened. No war, no Vader, no Jedicide...none of it.

She lost her will to live because she realized that her dying was for the good of the universe before she somehow caused the galaxy to implode on itself.

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD

March 2005

MAY 29, 2005 01:44 PM

dbl postage duder

[Edited on May 29, 2005 by Spectre08]

Yuriel

I'm lost

January 2004

MAY 29, 2005 01:45 PM

That was definitely good for a chuckle.... or few.

mat8drb

United Kingdom

October 2004

MAY 29, 2005 01:48 PM

That is awesome. Especially the Teddy Bears and the way the big fight at the end is "covered".

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI

August 2004

MAY 29, 2005 01:51 PM

And everyone is like, "OMFG, THAT'S THE BEST IDEA EVER! Let's take Luke to the planet where Anakin grew up and place him with his last surviving family. He'll NEVER think to look for anyone there!"

But, like, he didn't think to look there. It was the best idea ever.

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD

March 2005

MAY 29, 2005 01:56 PM

technically it can't be tainted. Lucas wrote the script, so this IS the way it happened. If anybody isn't happy about it, or thinks the movie was wrong in anyways...then what exactly would be "right."?

Psybolt

Santa Barbara, CA

February 2005

MAY 29, 2005 01:58 PM

SuperNintendo said:

And everyone is like, "OMFG, THAT'S THE BEST IDEA EVER! Let's take Luke to the planet where Anakin grew up and place him with his last surviving family. He'll NEVER think to look for anyone there!"

But, like, he didn't think to look there. It was the best idea ever.

exactly.

[Edited on May 29, 2005 by Psybolt]

Brinstar

Chicago, IL

September 2002

MAY 29, 2005 02:05 PM

Spectre08 said:
technically it can't be tainted. Lucas wrote the script, so this IS the way it happened. If anybody isn't happy about it, or thinks the movie was wrong in anyways...then what exactly would be "right."?

Lucas writing a better script.

SignalNoise

USA

February 2004

MAY 29, 2005 02:07 PM

that's so awesome i had to weep

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD

March 2005

MAY 29, 2005 02:09 PM

Brinstar said:

Lucas writing a better script.

who cares? The first 3 movies wern't exactly broadway either. alot of people forget that.

all 6 movies have had crappy plots, crappy acting, crappy writing, crappy character development, etc.

But who cares! It's star wars, what makes it awesome is that...IT'S STAR WARS

Brinstar

Chicago, IL

September 2002

MAY 29, 2005 02:17 PM

I tend to disagree, the first 3 movies had excellent plots, erm... excellent acting (with a few minor exceptions), much better writing, and well... actual character development.

fentopal

Denver, CO

July 2003

MAY 29, 2005 05:12 PM

Spectre08 said:
The first 3 movies wern't exactly broadway either.

You mean no pointless tap-dancing and formulaic boy-meets-girl story?

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

MAY 29, 2005 05:57 PM

He called the stupid lizard awesome

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA

March 2004

MAY 29, 2005 06:31 PM

Jeff_Fries said:
He called the stupid lizard awesome

I hated that lizard...

Tekky

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAY 29, 2005 08:06 PM

that ruled.

vkeithv

Wheaton, IL

November 2003

MAY 29, 2005 09:55 PM

wonderful!

r00kers

Nederland, CO

February 2003

MAY 29, 2005 10:05 PM

Just got back from seeing it. The above is an excellent summary.

Bad thing;
I am really tired of this whole story and the little green guy with more ear hair than me

Good thing:
No fuckin' teddy bears and jar jar does not say a fuckin' thing

The perfessor is drunky