i just sneezed on myself.

I had bronchitis once and in the middle of a meeting hacked a phlem ball into my hand while I was giving a presentation. H-O-T.

I sneezed once while eating spaghetti....and I thought I had something in my nose, so I wiped it with a tissue, and a spaghetti noodle came out!!!!

I had bronchitis on a flight home from the us in january. Every time I coughed I peed a little.
how is that for embarrassing? a 9 hour flight trying like hell not to cough..and oh yeah did i mention I had the stomach flu at the same time?

and Polly don't worry, during allergy season I am always sneezing on myself, the monitor, the keyboard, the cats, my boyfriend, and last weekend my niece.

That is so hot!!!!


Old band practiced in a dark basement. I was drunk and while we were playing I went to take a swig of beer and It was a cig butt bottle from the week before. So I threw up all over my drumset.

[Edited on May 26, 2005 by CircusFreak]

Someone said something funny and unexpected and when I started to laugh I blew milk and snot all down my black shirt. Looked great when it dried up.

And when I was little I wasn't feeling to good and someone tickled me till I puked all of them and my self.

theres a cry from a far of distance... on a hilltop far far away.

as the wind blows.... a faint cry is heard.....

"...bravo pretty lady... bravo.....touche...."

[Edited on May 26, 2005 by Aliz]

I was giving a presentation to my class and wasn't feeling so hot.....A few minutes later I sent vomit flying threw the air at my peers......I never lived it down.

I tried to hawk a loogie once that was stickier than anticipated. It kind of swung back and got stuck in my hair.

I had a upper G.I. one time and had to drink god knows how much barium (which, by the way, has to be the most vile and disgusting shit I've ever swallowed). A couple of days later, I was kind of walking around the house when I felt the need to pass gas. Apparently I had forgotten the basis concept of what goes in must come out. I gently strained to let out the aforementioned fart and I dupmed about a pint or so of that stuff in my pants. There were people around but they were none the wiser.

i was coughing really badly one time from a cold and everytime i coughed i would spit phlegm on to whatever i was coughing on-tissue, sleeve, whatever....