Funny Vibrator Story

So.. I'm pretty filthy. Not dirty as in needs a shower.. but you know what I mean.

Anyhow.. I have this friend from Boston.. we'll call her Whamster. She came down to Miami.. and we went out for lunch and then drinks on South Beach. Then suddenly she turned to me and said, "Hey Jax, let's go to the porn store."

And since it was a sunny afternoon and I was a little lit, we took a stroll on down to the Adult Emporium right near A1A (You know.. beach front avenue! Vanilla Ice! Don't pretend you don't remember...)

We walk in and Whamster decides she needs a vibrator. So we walk ove to the vibrator section and she's just staring. But I'm getting antsy.. for some reason I feel like everyone knows what I'm thinking about. So I'm pushin' her to get one... and everyone I point out is "not big enough.."

So finally the manager sees two cute broads standin' in need of help and he comes over to help. At which point my friend Whamster asks if he carries the fist.. to which I exclaim, "Jesus lady how big is your GASH?!"

She ended up finding a vibrator. And she made me buy one too after she made me suffer in absolutely filthy gross wrong movie section for another half hour.

It was funny.