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SouthernBelle

SouthernBelle

Charlotte, NC
December 2004

MAY 26, 2005 08:27 PM

toneski said:
how did we get from steven seagal to Orlando Bloom's vagina?


I think the proper term is "mangina" tongue wink

skeptik

skeptik

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

MAY 26, 2005 08:38 PM

Brinstar said:
Mark Hamill is always cast as a young aspiring Jedi else an actual Jedi.



Or as an aspiring Corvette customizer.

misfit762

misfit762

Wasilla, AK
April 2004

MAY 26, 2005 08:46 PM

KMFCM said:

Chiaki Kuriyama

she's always casted as a girl who stabs people in the crotch


what? I'm serious. .

oh, and all Ashley Judd mysteries are the same




Despite that I like her anyway.

Manchester_Black

Manchester_Black

Edmonton, AB
March 2004

MAY 26, 2005 09:09 PM

MistakesMade said:
Seriously whats with that bullshit. Always making godzilla be an asshole.

A guy can't get a break.



Ahem- he was actually quite a caring perent in Son of godzilla. muthafuckers never give them single dads any respect

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAY 26, 2005 09:12 PM

MistakesMade said:



Seriously whats with that bullshit. Always making godzilla be an asshole.

A guy can't get a break.



That's not true. He's been in a commercial touting being a good daddy.

-TM

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAY 26, 2005 09:15 PM

Brinstar said:
Mark Hamill is always cast as a young aspiring Jedi else an actual Jedi.



You're forgetting his voice-acting work. tongue Best Joker since Jack Nicholson.

-TM

KorbenDallas

KorbenDallas

Qatar
January 2005

MAY 26, 2005 09:20 PM

LokisChild

LokisChild

USA
March 2005

MAY 28, 2005 04:15 PM

sandra bullock is always typcast as a bitchy woman.....wait! thats just her lack of acting skills! nevermind... blush
EL SUICIDO LOCO

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

MAY 28, 2005 04:23 PM

skeptik said:

Brinstar said:
Mark Hamill is always cast as a young aspiring Jedi else an actual Jedi.



Or as an aspiring Corvette customizer.


Or burn victim.

gothi

gothi

United Kingdom
December 2004

MAY 28, 2005 04:34 PM

thefreak said:

Brinstar said:
Mark Hamill is always cast as a young aspiring Jedi else an actual Jedi.



You're forgetting his voice-acting work. tongue Best Joker since Jack Nicholson.

-TM



I've seen his voice over credits, I think the phrase I saw that best summed it up was


Mark Hamill, will do voice over for food



Poor guy, even in Jay & Silent Bob strike back they played on Star Wars.

Other great typecasts include everyone from Star Trek, including poor old Leonard Nimoy who also did this stunner in 1981: Leonard Nimoy Demonstrates the Magnavision Videodisc Player surreal

[Edited on May 29, 2005 by gothi]

HellsBeauty

HellsBeauty

Palm Desert, CA
May 2005

MAY 28, 2005 04:35 PM

Niobe said:


Orlando Bloom. love

Yet to be in a movie that he isn't armed! tongue

And yes, that is the biggest pic of him I could find! biggrin


[Edited on May 26, 2005 by Niobe]




He played a student in the movie Wilde. Granted he only had one line....

[Edited on May 28, 2005 by HellsBeauty]

fpkk

fpkk

United Kingdom
June 2003

MAY 28, 2005 04:37 PM

toneski said:

Sydni said:
black people. almost all of them.



Ever see Vin Deisel's short film he made before he made it into "Action Film Stardom?"

multifacial

It is about being typecast, not only as a black man, but as light skinned black man. Some directors told him he didn't have enough Mocha. It is actually a really
good little film. Very inspired.

Then he did Fast and the Furious.

Now I can't tell if I am watching him, or Ben Affleck.



There is no emoticon for the way Vin Diesel... oh never mind.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 28, 2005 04:40 PM

Sydni said:
black people. almost all of them.



Denzel wouldn't have made Pooty Tang.

gothi

gothi

United Kingdom
December 2004

MAY 28, 2005 04:41 PM

fpkk said:

There is no emoticon for the way Vin Diesel... oh never mind.



Perhaps this one?

Looking back at my last post the review for Leonard Nimoy Demonstrates the Magnavision Videodisc Player at IMDB reads as such


This movie can only be described as an action-packed sexcapade with enough gore to stop the orbit of the moon. Nimoy is right on the money as the saucy, sassy, wisecracking videodisc operator who shoots all the bad guys and gets all the chicks. Shot with a then phenomenal budget of 90 million in Rome, Vladivostok, and Paraguay, Nimoy spends the movie fighting the forces of media player ineptitude and repeatedly satisfying upwards of 40 women at a time in some of the most lavish action and sex scenes ever put to celluloid.

Seldom does a moment of screen time go by when he isn't laying waste to half city blocks or messily garrotting scores of thugs who can't tell the 'scan' button from the 'play.' Frankly, it's a wonder that the body count in this movie got past the MPAA (with no rating, unbelievably!), because this viewer had to stop counting corpses at eleven hundred. Taut and gripping until the end, Nimoy pursues the evil lord Buster Betamax across the globe in one of the bloodiest yet truly gratifying media player demonstrations ever.

With all the superlatives it may sound over the top, and would be if performed by the likes of Arnold or Wayne Newton, but Mr. Nimoy plays it with the soul of a poet. Tragic yet beautiful, restrained and deeply human , he brings a rare sense of emotion and purpose to a movie that would otherwise be lost in the ranks of stale instructional films. Watch close at the end for a cameo from fellow Mission: Impossible alum Peter Graves as Midget Shoeshine Boy in Crowd.



surreal

paul_enis

paul_enis

Canada
May 2003

MAY 28, 2005 06:22 PM



hmm hm hmmm

i know he throttled van damme a couple times at least.

mad

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