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Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

DEC 06, 2002 05:35 PM

Take the Sex Test!!!

Here are my results:

Congrats! In your life, you will have 24 new lovers! You are 60% sexy!

The info on your 24 new sex partners:
10 of them will be female, 14 will be male
And you will actually love FOUR of them!
There is a good chance that you are a very passionate kisser!

XbattletoadsX

XBattletoadsX

Syracuse, NY
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 05:46 PM

The info on your 12 future sex partner(s):
9 of them will be female
3 of them will be male
And you will actually love 4 of them!
It is very likely that you are an excellent lover.

mmm...me good lover... and yeah im a part o that percentage, who wouldent...never mind

MirkwoodMaiden

MirkwoodMaiden

Richmond, VA
October 2002

DEC 06, 2002 05:51 PM

3 people
And you'll first have sex at age 28,
in your own bed.
You are 31% sexy.
3 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship.

sounds like a plan to me. but honestly this synapsis could be corret with the way things are going in my life right now.........

Toreena

Toreena

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

DEC 06, 2002 05:56 PM

The info on your 19 future sex partner(s):
8 of them will be female
11 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
You have an untapped source of sexual energy.


kiss

Squid_Vicious

Squid_Vicious

Bermuda
September 2002

DEC 06, 2002 05:58 PM

What I want to know is how the other 68% of trekkies managed to get laid? I guess prostitution is legal in Nevada... Do they have star trek conventions out there?

Thrak

Thrak

Austin, TX
July 2002

DEC 06, 2002 05:59 PM

The info on your 6 future sex partner(s):
5 of them will be female
1 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
In addition, you'll consider sleeping with a prostitute.

I think I'm going to go shoot myself now. frown

ChaosMonkey

chaosmonkey

New Albany, IN
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 06:00 PM

The info on your 13 future sex partner(s):
13 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 71% chance of cheating on your next partner.

I really don't like the odds on that last bit...

I also don't like that it thinks I'm only 35% sexy. What the hell?

bruiserboy

bruiserboy

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 06:01 PM

33% sexy
8 people, all female.
I have already had sex with one of them
And I will love one of them.

[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by bruiserboy]

Edea

Edea

SUICIDEGIRL

New Hampshire, USA

DEC 06, 2002 06:03 PM

The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
1 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 36% chance of dying during sex.
1 new lover! You are 45% sexy.
eeek biggrin

[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by Edea]

was_nicole

was_nicole

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 06:10 PM

The info on your 24 future sex partner(s):
17 of them will be female
7 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
You have a hard time deciding between love and lust.
59% sexy



[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by nicole]

Caligula1

Caligula1

San Diego, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 06:11 PM

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
29 people!
Including the 14 you've already had sex with,
that makes 15 new lovers! You are 54% sexy.
15 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
You have a 22% chance of cheating on your next partner.



I don't agree with the last part.

Lefty

lefty

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 06:11 PM

how lame am i?

im only gonna have sex with 1 person in my life... ( i saw that one comming though),.... but on the plus side i will be in love with them....oh yeah and it says get ready for a long and fruitful relationship....

and im only 14% sexy... ahh what the hell do they know?

[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by Lefty]

grahf

grahf

New York, NY
September 2002

DEC 06, 2002 06:25 PM

You are 35% sexy

The info on your 9 future sex partner(s):
6 of them will be female
3 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
There is a good chance that you are a very passionate kisser!

Only 9, that's gonna suck frown

And 155988 have given a hummer to President Bill Clinton. Now that I can believe biggrin

Toreena

Toreena

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

DEC 06, 2002 06:28 PM

Edea said:
The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
1 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 36% chance of dying during sex.
1 new lover! You are 45% sexy.
eeek biggrin



SHOTGUN!!!

(And my sexiness factor is 54%, apparently.)

Caligula1

Caligula1

San Diego, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 06:35 PM

Well, I guess you are sexy enough to talk to me. Wanna hook up?

tongue biggrin

Brinstar

Brinstar

Chicago, IL
September 2002

DEC 06, 2002 06:49 PM

WTF? didnt this test used to be much longer?

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


1 person!

And you'll first have sex at age 26,
in your own bed.
You are 12% sexy.

The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
1 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship.

figures.

the funny thing is it says 42% of test takers are virgins. if 32% of trekkies are virgins, doesnt that mean they have MORE non-virgins than non-trekkies do?


hatefulerin

hatefulerin

Bellingham, WA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 07:14 PM

The info on your 25 future sex partner(s):
1 of them will be female
24 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt.

that would really suck to only have sex with one more girl.

edit: i'm 53% sexy.

[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by Eve]

fatelvis5

fatelvis5

Philadelphia, PA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 07:25 PM

The info on your 3 future sex partner(s):

3 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
Based on your answers, there's a good chance that someone your know secretly wants you.

WTF!>? I'm 36% sexy? 36???

I hate myself, and I still think I'm better than 36% sexy!

Brinstar

Brinstar

Chicago, IL
September 2002

DEC 06, 2002 07:45 PM

well it seems like they determine your "sexiness" by how many partners youve had and how many you *will* have.

seems kind of bull to me, but whatever.

[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by chapter_one_revisited]

Catculus

Catculus

Haughton, LA
September 2002

DEC 06, 2002 07:50 PM

4 people, 2 male, 2 female. will first have sex at age 24 in my own bed. uh, 28% oh will actually love 2 of them.

[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by Cat]

Emperor_Tane

Emperor_Tane

Bowling Green, KY
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 08:29 PM

In my life, I will have sex with 4 people. I will first have sex at the age of 26, in my own bed. I am 17% sexy.

4 of them will be female
0 will be male
I will actually love three of them

4 women!! Does this mean I am a pimp?

Tane whatever

photonix

photonix

I'm lost
November 2002

DEC 06, 2002 09:45 PM

27 new lovers!
54% sex!
27 of them will be female.
0 will be male.
and you will actually love two of them!
It is very likely that you are an excellent lover....

ok. I can live with that...
smile whatever

Raven

Raven

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

DEC 06, 2002 10:25 PM

The info on your 7 future sex partner(s):
4 of them will be female
3 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
Also, many women actually find you attractive

hehe. i like that last line.
im not even going to reveal my sexiness percentage score. its just pathetic.

PkyBear

PkyBear

Richmond, VA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 10:44 PM

Oh my, I guess I am a whore. The Damn test siad I was going to sleep with 97 people. All woman, but hey at least it said I was 66% sexy.

Yppie!!!!!!!

Giles

Giles

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

DEC 07, 2002 12:15 PM

I will have sex with 11 people, including the 1 I've already had sex with.
10 will be female.
I will be in love with 2 of them.
It is likely I am an excellent lover tongue
I am 36% sexy frown

Heh, sounds like me. robot

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