NEWS: Dominatrix Teddy Bear = Wrong

CULTURE: Dominatrix Teddy Bear = Wrong

Who'd ban teddy bears from a teddy bear parade? The Swiss, that's who.

Many bears, such as a "schoolteacher" and "skier," will participate, but a dominatrix teddy bear has been banned from the teddy bear parade in Zurich, Switzerland. Won't Someone Think Of The Children?

The dominatrix teddy bear, which is named "Baervers" making a pun on the word "perverse" in German, stands on a pedestal which reads "first class service." The artists are now seeking out a home for this deviant bear. Who knows, maybe it will show up on eBay.

I'm trying really hard to consider this newsworthy, but I just can't seem to get there.

must. restrain. from. flying to Switzerland.
but.
must.
steal.
bear.

The controversy is so intense, I'm running in circles around my desk.

aw, that's what I get for caring.

beautiful.

In all fairness, the bear is kinda creepy...

Huh. That is kinda... creepy.

[Edited on May 25, 2005 by slimjim]

On your knees, Cub!

Lick my paw!

GRRRRRR



[Edited on May 26, 2005 by skeptik]

I'm trying really hard to consider your comment reply-worthy, but I just can't seem to get there.

Why am I strangely aroused by this?

Why do I get the feeling little furry female teddy bears dressed in vinyl and holding whips and chains are about to become a best selling hit?

Oh yeah. Because its sickeningly cute combined with inherently awesome with naughty and bad assed added to the mix
Thats all folks!

I wonder where they got that idea?