NEWS: Star Wars Fans Getting Stupider

Mind what you have learned, save you it can!...

Use gasoline- do not.

Must..read..past..first..two..paragraphs..of..news..items..

I almost feel bad about it, but, yeah I really want to see that.

Um, actually, the force equals the mass times the time derivative of mv/sqrt(1 - (v^2/c^2)), but close.

Eh, shit.

[Edited on May 24, 2005 7:24PM]

this is worse than a story i read awhile ago about this hippie guy trying to make his lava lamp work by putting it on the stove. slightly different story, same result...only the guy died when the lamp exploded.

jeez.

Ouch! Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

I'd say the one you came out with is alot worse..
Who'd of known a lava lamp on a stove could kill you!

as for filling tubes up with gascolene and hitting each other with them... whoever CANT see thats a bad idea is going to get blown up.

Evolution is alive and well. Don't you go blaming Star Wars for giving someone a raging case of stupid moron.

The light sabers and the Richard Box thing is cool.

Reminds me of an incident YEARS ago in Seattle (or was it Kirkland?) where a couple kids imitated Gene Simmons' fire breathing stunt by using gasoline....Some spilled and some was accidentally swallowed/inhaled.

Dumbshits.

No matter what, you'll always have imitators....and stupid accidents.

[Edited on May 24, 2005 6:51PM]

That's why kids should be allowed to purchase 151 if they can provide proof of Circus.