stop saying that

Unless you do the Pulp Fiction thing and snort some white powder up your nose.

"Yeah, that's what I'm talking about." Makes me want to hurt people.

"now i know it's none of my business, but...." that's right, shut the fuck up.

"if you ask me..." i didn't, did i?

"license and registration..." yes officer.

Quit playing with that...

It will fall off if you dont stop....

Now look what you did...

You got it all over....


Dude...

[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by frankenstein]

I hear a lot of black dudes I work with telling me this and that girl is "bussable" which means "bustable". I'm just like "okayyyy...." But it's funny how all these new phrases appear out of thin air...

"is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

*bang* *bang*

cocaine, thats the first thing i thought of when i saw that.
um.....i cant think of anything specific at teh moment cause right now, fucking EVERYthing is bothering me

"I'll be gone a couple three weeks."

I've honestly heard be say this here in Arkansas.

What's up dddaaaaaaaaaaaaawg!

-when people say "females", in place of girls or women or whatever.
-"makeup hides your true self"
-"I'm not racist I have (fill in the race) friends."

"you should" or "you should have..."

Not acceptable to tell people what they should or shouldn't have done.

" I Shit You Not" .......please dont try to get all "Elizabiethen "on me. Honestly. Just stop trying to sound smart and say the word Shit at the same time.

"Thou shalt not shit thy neihboor"...is that any better, really?

this thread is dangerous...

because if you're anything like me (for your sake, I hope you're not), you parody these phrases to belittle them. Next thing you know, you're using them all the time.

Be careful, yo!


ARRRGHH!

See what I mean, yo!

help

"I could care less."

Sorry, but what you meant to say is, "I couldn't care less." Saying you could care less implies that you do care, and could care less than you do right now.

go to school
you need an education
I want a caramel latte mochachino.
what the hell is that?!

you wouldn't believe all the things people say that bother me. i hate when people use incorrect grammar mostly. which is almost everyone on earth at this point.
just a few:

"i'm gonna try and do that"...no you're going to try TO do that. if you're trying AND doing that..why would you have to try? you're already doing it.

"i'm gonna get my hair did" i don't know if they think it's cute cos missy elliot says it in a song..but seriously folks. grrr.

and AOL talk. you know "kewliez" "grrrrl" and "yr" or "u" ...is it really that hard to type out the whole word?
i just wrote out a journal entry about this thing a couple of hours ago.

i'm sure i'll think of more as more ignorant fucks approach me with this weak bullshit.

My best friend and I do that ALL THE TIME. I can't begin to tell you how many awful things we said for parody and now we use them in normal conversation all the time.

because once you've eaten it, it's gone and you can't have it anymore. HA!!!

*edited because I am a retarded monkey reject from hell.

[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by TheGrandVomica]

i hate it when instead of asking "what's your name?" or something like that people say "who are you?". it's always bothered me. :

[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by neon]

You can please some of the people all of the time, or all of the people some of the time.

that one has always bothered me, too.

i also hate the word 'cool.'