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xokatyxo

xokatyxo

United Kingdom
December 2004

MAY 24, 2005 12:18 AM

ASDA.. every little helps.

(Or was that Tesco?)

[Edited on May 24, 2005 8:19AM]

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

MAY 24, 2005 01:10 AM

Disturbingly my mother always told me to wear clean underwear just in case I ever got hit by a bus.

fanboi

fanboi

Australia
May 2005

MAY 24, 2005 04:26 AM

i bet that lady wont be showing her face around that store for a while!

FleurDeGuerre

FleurDeGuerre

United Kingdom
August 2004

MAY 24, 2005 04:43 AM

xokatyxo said:
ASDA.. every little helps.

(Or was that Tesco?)

[Edited on May 24, 2005 8:19AM]



Asda is so classy, as advertised by Sharon Osborne and owned by Walmart, and featuring adverts of people smacking their own arses.


tellyfone

tellyfone

Ithaca, NY
December 2004

MAY 24, 2005 04:46 AM

MistressMissy said:
if she wanted to spice up her sex life...i dont think orgasming in a grocery store is gonna help you get laid.



Then again, you never can tell...

TheSinner

TheSinner

Seattle, WA
October 2004

MAY 24, 2005 07:26 AM

wyldechylde said:


Frenchy said:
Only 2 1/2 inches... I guess, size really doesn't matter!



THERES HOPE FOR ME YET!!!!! biggrin




Now all you have to do is shove 2 batteries in it and make it vibrate......

Ems

Ems

United Kingdom
July 2004

MAY 24, 2005 07:41 AM

Hahaha.

Oh man, I bet that's the Asda I used to shop in.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAY 24, 2005 07:52 AM

Sknow said:

thefreak said:
Duracell should hop on this in a heartbeat.

-TM



Nah man, the Energizer bunny. Keeps going and going and going.

And do you think that drum is the only thing he beats?

tongue



I stand corrected.

-TM

pearlbutterfly

pearlbutterfly

Vatican City
April 2005

MAY 24, 2005 02:26 PM

What makes her KINKY? The fact that she wore them in public? I need to try that sometime. How did she hide the buzzing noise? God, more power to her!

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAY 24, 2005 02:39 PM

An ASDA spokesman said:
We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already.



hahaha

WaTed

WaTed

United Kingdom
September 2002

MAY 27, 2005 03:50 PM

My mate, who (by bizarre coincidence) works in this Asda store in Swansea, reckons this is all lies. No entry in the accident book and no-one saw it either.

You heard it here first. robot

[Edited on May 27, 2005 by WaTed]

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