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child-like innocence [2]

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today i was a hero...

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Typecast victims [2]

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Poetic Justice for Vodafone

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Portable Audio Recording Equipment

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Am I an awful person?

illcommunication

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someone explain Mulholland Drive [2]

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Thing you miss the most? [3]

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Guilty Pleasure

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5/27/05

Who's Home Alone? [4]

5/27/05

New toys for modern miscreants

5/27/05

twitterpated [2]

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Liverpool Win Champions League!

5/27/05

5/27/05

NEWS: Kinky Shopper KO'ed by Vibrating Panties [2]

5/27/05

Are You Hot Like Wasabi When You Bust Rhymes? [2]

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NEWS: Wonka Trailer [4]

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"kill bill" animation

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Daniel Robert Epstein: Paul Schrader

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Dream Retirement..

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Better than a shitty Mime artist

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NEWS: Big Brother can't hear you

5/27/05

Something for amusements sake.

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i just sneezed on myself.

5/26/05

Best Straight to Video Movie [3]

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Did I die in my dream?

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laptop suggestions? [2]

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Frenchy

San Francisco, CA

November 2004

MAY 23, 2005 07:20 PM

CULTURE: Kinky Shopper KO'ed by Vibrating Panties

This story must surely rank in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in publicever" According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating "Passion Pants" to her local ASDA supermarket.

A KINKY housewife was knocked out cold in Asda after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement.

The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of Ann Summers battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life.
But as she pushed her trolley she got so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted.

The 33-year-old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales.

Only 2 1/2 inches... I guess, size really doesn't matter!

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

MAY 23, 2005 07:25 PM

The woman had such an intense orgasm that she fainted. Wow. I, for one, am kinda jealous. I'm a guy, but where do I get a pair of these things?

[Edited on May 23, 2005 by mamet]

daniofthedead

Philadelphia, PA

June 2004

MAY 23, 2005 07:33 PM

yeah, fuck.

i want some!

little help here????

Liante

SUICIDEGIRL

Kiribati

MAY 23, 2005 07:34 PM

Well I know what I want for Christmas now.

TheDishwasher

Frederick, MD

July 2004

MAY 23, 2005 07:46 PM

not fair....

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

MAY 23, 2005 07:52 PM

Concusions are hot.

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI

March 2003

MAY 23, 2005 08:08 PM

if she wanted to spice up her sex life...i dont think orgasming in a grocery store is gonna help you get laid.

howdidigethere

Oroville, CA

June 2004

MAY 23, 2005 08:13 PM

let the good times roll

Zofia

Australia

June 2004

MAY 23, 2005 08:14 PM

After the initial embarassment, I'd say I'd be pretty proud to have had such a concussion-causing orgasm.

LokisChild

USA

March 2005

MAY 23, 2005 08:22 PM

i would so love to walk around knowing that i was orgasming in the grocery store,,,,i want a pair of those! better make it an even half dozen actually......

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAY 23, 2005 08:26 PM

She clearly needs to buy an Audi-Oh, stat.

[Edited on May 23, 2005 by Idjiit]

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

MAY 23, 2005 08:29 PM

Xixax said:
Why can't I have orgasms like that.

Maybe I should get some of those panties.

Maybe this is all just a brilliant marketing scheme by the makers to get us to buy vibrating panties

HA!

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

MAY 23, 2005 08:57 PM

Best. Marketing. Evar.

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAY 23, 2005 09:01 PM

Only 2 1/2 inches... I guess, size really doesn't matter!

*channelling Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

My day has come!!

-TM

anger_frog

I'm lost

January 2004

MAY 23, 2005 09:42 PM

You know the competition in the social arena is fierce when you have to compete with articles of clothing.

mister_x

Plano, TX

January 2003

MAY 23, 2005 09:51 PM

unravled said:
Concusions are hot.

see also John Waters' A Dirty Shame

wyldechylde

San Jose, CA

November 2004

MAY 23, 2005 09:53 PM

Frenchy said:
Only 2 1/2 inches... I guess, size really doesn't matter!

THERES HOPE FOR ME YET!!!!!

Justice

Portland, OR

April 2003

MAY 23, 2005 10:03 PM

fuck I can barely get plesure off a 8incher lol... for it to only be two inches... it must have had some very powerful batteries in it damn

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAY 23, 2005 10:16 PM

Duracell should hop on this in a heartbeat.

-TM

Isadore

HOPEFUL

Mesa, AZ

MAY 23, 2005 10:55 PM

This is one of the most outrageously funny stories I've read on SG!!!

Isadore

HOPEFUL

Mesa, AZ

MAY 23, 2005 10:55 PM

This is one of the most outrageously funny stories I've read on SG!!!

misshelena

Lansing, MI

March 2004

MAY 23, 2005 11:44 PM

shit, my birthday is coming up.

MistahPrince

Chicago, IL

February 2005

MAY 23, 2005 11:48 PM

thefreak said:
Duracell should hop on this in a heartbeat.

-TM

Nah man, the Energizer bunny. Keeps going and going and going.

And do you think that drum is the only thing he beats?

Sativa

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAY 23, 2005 11:49 PM

i always wanted one of those.

beckricci

Spring, TX

December 2004

MAY 24, 2005 12:06 AM

i don't know... It does have this guy's face on the front

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