I Live in a CrackHouse

The junkies have won...I'm moving to a little house a friend has.

I tried the super soaker again, but I'm sure this group is used to waking up on hallway floors with wet pants. And I tried the itching powder, which was kind of funny, but it just made them writhe around on the ground a bit more. Then I was faced with damp, itchy, squirming junkies.

Oh well...

any advice on how to get the assholes on my block to stop leaving full shopping bags stuffed with empty Rap Snacks and Funions packages next to my front steps once a week would be SO appreciated!

I'm sorry, but the visual is too funny.

Funions eh?
Sticking up one of those "you are being monitered" signs sometimes works. Although sometimes it will be torn down within minutes.

Otherwise just attack with whatever means available(super soaker, paintball) and they may get the point.

"Damn it Otto you have Lupas"

"Damn it Otto your a crack Head"

you could possible fill the supersoaker with itch powder disolved in water.

Ammonia and bleach might work. Of course this could get you arrested too.

I have Speed junkies in my complex, at least I think, I pretty much think they deal, too. Bah. They're soooo weird.

I need to get them out, too.

Load a shotgun with salt rock and go to town?

Buy The Carpenters' Greatest Hits and play it at full volume with the stereo next to the door...

steal their crack then throw it out the door, than lock it

Sweet, the police just raided my crackhouse apartment. My neighbour was shooting junkies out his window with his paintball gun. The local news was here filming the whole thing when the cops came.

Seriously? And congrats!

Sadly they took his paintall guns.

But on the bright side I think I'm on the news tonight laughing at the whole thing.

Tape that shit and show us!

I got rid of my TV about 6 months ago, but I'm trying to get someone to tape it for me.
If I get it I'll post it.