I Live in a CrackHouse

Any suggestions for getting these lame ass junkies out of the hallway...

Ive resorted to brute force, but i reason there must be some sort of more entertaining way to remove people.

I figure if i have to expend the effort to get rid off these shitheads, i might as well have fun doing it.

suggestions(question mark) (my keyboard is fucked)

Mormons. Lots of them. And Jehova's Witnesses.

Erect a giant mousetrap the size of a volkswagon beetle...and put a stereo where the cheese should go.

then just drag them to the dumpster.

do they at least hook ya up or give ya a good price?

Scatter rock salt in front of your house every evening and down the block randomly. Crackheads are like human pigeons. They'll be outside picking up every rock and licking it all night long and if it snows it has the added de-icing benefit.

They have crackheads in Canada? Whenever I've been there it was as idyllic as the Care Bears' cloud city...

Fill a plastic baggie with rock candy then wave it infront of them and then throw it across the street.

welcome to Fernwood, victoria, BC

meth, smack, coke, its all right across the hall, bur these goddamn junkies are keeping me awake all day.(I work nights)

move....problem solved

i tried attacking them with a Super-Soaker, but it doesnt work, and im tired of removing these losers by force...

there must be some way to get rid of these bastards and entertain myself at the same time...

money

sell crack

bingo

See, make your weakness your strength. Eh voila.

But seriously, either play country music REAL loud... and give inviting jehovah's witnesses over a try (you don't have to let them get in your flat, just to the hall...)

whatever... Im listening to the new NIN in 5.1 = i dont care

um...call the police?

hollascottmoney made me spit my drink, jerkass !!

dangle crack in front of them and lure them outside.

then block the door

I have also discovered that NIN in 5.1 takes away all of life's little irritations.

Super.Soaker.Ever.

Kill them

put crack in the living room?

If you can't beat them...

buy them some bus tickets to as far away as you like and tell them they're going to crack paradise, where they have rocks the size of boulders