Fighting the faux-hawk

A thread on fauxhawks in one of the groups sparked something in me: an irritation. Now, whenever I see people with them in the street, I wince; the word "twat" springs right to the forefront of my mind and only the kind of self-control alcohol removes holds my tongue. "Fair enough", you may say, "faux hawks on guys are shit". My problem?

I have one.

In fact, i've had one so long I haven't the faintest idea what else to do with my hair. Before 1999 I looked like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo; from 1999 to 2000 I had a quiff, and for five years since i've been in the grip of the faux-hawk. I have a good mind to shave it all off and leave it to it's own devices, but i'd like to hear suggestions. Also, anyone with a copy of PS can bolt some sexy 'do on one of the pics in my folder.

Help me, SG, you're my only hope...

I just might... but fuck, i'm only 22!

(oh and congratz on post no. 999 )

I'll tell you what I tell everyone with a fauxhawk... Get some balls and go for the full hawk.

Can someone provide a picture comparing the two? Im so uncool.

One word: Mullet

i agree with freakpirate grow some balls and get a real mohawk

What is a fauxhawk? I need picturs.

You want pictures? You got 'em.

I never liked faux-hawks anyway; and I don't know about you, but I personally wouldn't walk around with a mohawk all day. But what really bothers you about a fauxhawk? Is it the do itself, or the idea that most kids sporting one are just posers? If it's the poser-ness that's bothering you, then just think of how long you've been wearing a faux. Shouldn't really be an issue.

you need MO hawk.


yeah. sorry.

i kinda think faux hawks are hot.... but i guess im in the minority

I'm less impressed by that 'emo philips' like haircut that gasp, emo kids, get... whats up with that? Do you live in the rubbish? Does your house have no mirrors?

Mo Better Blues.


[Edited on May 12, 2005 by sadisticmika]

I do the faux hawk when I'm overdo for a hair cut. Otherwise it just lays all shaggy.


Edited cause I'm drinkin and typin!

[Edited on May 12, 2005 by Misfit]

After seeing Dentarhurdent's link I think I agree with you. *swoon*

I kinda think you're hot! So, how ~you doin'?

The Hawkwind look never goes out of style.



[Edited on May 13, 2005 by Lemonkid]

i think they are hot....
but it's true every kid has one

I had one about a year ago when my assfuck barber cut my hair too short, and that was about the only thing I could do with it I'm hoping as my hair regrows from it's current state, I won't have to have one again

DUDE, my three year old rocks a full hawk..............those fauxs are BULLSHIT

it's just a hair cut.

Been sporting one for quite a while now...

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Hehe, I love them on girls.

Who are these extraordinarily unattractive people?