It's been done before: What's on your desk?

For the sake of boredom, and for the obvious fun, what litters the area where you type?

On my desk:

My laptop (duh)
Bret Easton Ellis's Glamorama
Tom Carson's Gilligan's Wake (the aforementioned are books.)
Motley Crue's Red, White, and Crue! double disc greatest hits collection.
3 bottles of nail polish
VCR remote
TV remote (the books, the cd, the remotes, and the nailpolishes are all stacked on top of each other and are to my left.)
A bottle of multi-vitamins
Interpol's Antics
A data disc. Not sure what's on it.
A mix cd of music by The Devics
A dictionary
The user manual to my Sony Ericsson phone.
A stapler
My cellphone
A bottled water
A stack of CDs: David Bowie, Best of Bowie. The Velvet Underground and Nico, Andy Warhol. New York Dolls' self-titled album. Massive Attack, Danny the Dog. a summer mix cd. No Doubt's first album. a mix cd of female musicians. Gilmore Girls 4-disc collection of music heard on the show.
A receipt from the Chinese food I ordered yesterday.
Mouse/mousepad






[Edited on May 10, 2005 by Siouxsie]

The new playboy with Bai Ling....homina homina homina

I'm on a laptop in bed... right now my comforter is thrown off to the side cause it's so hot... So just me and a sheet.

Editted cause I just can't spell in bed.


[Edited on May 10, 2005 by khoos]

Computer
A couple of cameras
Stack of CD cases
Some bills
and a bottle of Jack Daniel’s

some tissues
a Snickers wrapper
two plastic bowls decorated with chinese symbols that i stole from the cafeteria
some blank disks
a copy of Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
my cell phone
my spare glasses
one rainbow earing
a card to Beelistic's Tattoo in Cincinnat
two Jone's Soda popsickle sticks
a flyer to a party that happened three weeks ago
a giant safety pin (where the fuck did that come from?)
random CDs
a bottle of pain reliever

aaaaaand a partridge in a pear treeeeee!

[Edited on May 10, 2005 by Dove]

Lighter
Clock my mom gave me
Speakers
An ashtray
Pack of Cigarettes
SM 58
ipod
Computer Vaccuum
digital camera
coffee cup
Empty Clack Box CD case (fuck you to HELL)
Checkbook

And umm obviously a laptop.

Oh and guitar picks Tortex light blue


[Edited on May 10, 2005 by FridgeMagnet]

This stuff:

i was gonna take a picture... but... no one should have this much shit on their desk. NO ONE.

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[Edited on May 10, 2005 by Meaney]

computer/monitor/speakers/mouse/keyboard
2 glasses of iced tea, cause 1 isnt enough
sg stickers
lighter
ashtray
namebadge from work
work schedule
hello kitty toys

no desk... laptop

My monitor
Speakers
A box of q-tips
A half-finished glass of wine
Empty bottles of Tanqueray and tonic water
Empty M&M packages
A couple boxes of batteries
My page a day paper airplane calendar
NyQuil and DayQuil
My Leatherman
My wallet
A couple of bowls from dinner and lunch
An empty roll of tape
My remote for my TV
A few pens
Enter The Dragon on DVD
A broken alarm clock
Nailclippers
Calculator
Checkbook
Books: World Politics Text, We wish to inform you that tomorrow we will be killed with our families, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide
Spoons

a bottle of compressed air and my cat.

Meaney said:
i was gonna take a picture... but... no one should have this much shit on their desk. NO ONE.

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[Edited on May 10, 2005 by Meaney]

whoo! i'm the illustrious #5!!!

Dove said:

Meaney said:
i was gonna take a picture... but... no one should have this much shit on their desk. NO ONE.

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[Edited on May 10, 2005 by Meaney]

whoo! i'm the illustrious #5!!!

that list will be on my desk for another six months. i'll go to throw it away, then be like, "oh wait... this was fun." then set it back down. which is why i have to kill all of you. see?

Hey! That sounds like instant fun.

Um a bunch of emtpy things!!!!!and caps to shit and wrappers to stuff. Oh and a zesty onion ring sauce container from BK.

well currently my desk is a table in a motel room.. but on it are

laptop
mouse
can of 211
tv remote
cell phone
remnants of taco bell
some taco bell for later

but since its a motel room its all my desk!!!
but its mostly my comp shit and more 211 and ice or 211 on ice!

Hm... interesting.
The Firefly box set.
A cordless phone.
Raised in Captivity by Nicky Silver.
My Dish Network remote, DVD remote, channel guide.
Two decks of playing cards.
My wallet.
A Netflix envelope with The Animatrix in it.
Half a 2 liter of Cream Soda
An ashtray
An iPod dock
Computer speakrers
Monitor
A stack of CD-R's
A tin that used to contain the favors from a Confirmation I attended
A pushpin
A pen
A 16 meg Compactflash card
Thassit.

2 staplers
1 pocket knife
to-do list (75% complete)
5 stackable in-box dealies containing assorted bills and paperwork
glass thing with a bunch of pens
cd's without cases
cases without cd's
5 postage stamps

Cell phone
Computer, speakers, webcam, etc
Allergy medicine
Mail
Receipt from Lane Bryant
Tarot cards
Can of Diet Sprite
Gomez (my cat)
Hair brush
Sharpies, pens, pencils
Shakespearean Insults desk calendar
Change
2 C batteries
Earrings
CTA transit card

I need to clean.

Desk #1
3 dell 1905FP LCD monitors
Keyboard
Mouse
Pictures of my wife at 13mo and 3yrs old
A two legged Frog
Cisco 7960 VOIP Phone
A marina sirtus articulated doll
A pile of music CDs I am busy ripping
A container of blank DVD-R
A container of blank CD-R
A barbie type doll, raven haired and in a bikini
3 pens
A 3d puzzle of a great white shark
An SQL pocket reference manual (O'Reilly)
A USB 2.0 4 port hib
A magellan Map 330 GPS
A Canon S100 ELPH
Headphones
A 250GB USB 2.0 Drive (media)
Logitech Speakers

Desk #2
19" Dell CRT
Dell Latitude 810C Laptop
Advantech SBC
Koss Speakers
Web cam
Software Engineering (Pressman/Mcgraw Hill)
2x Dallas Semiconductor TINI embedded computers
1x Systronix SaJe embedded computer
Power Supply

There is lots more stuff in here, but since this is a desk only question, I don't have to inventory my whole home lab/office

Nothing.

I just moved out.

My computer, a year's worth of old reciepts and bus transfers, my wallet, my phone, empty Coke cans, half empty bag of chips, random CDs, writing utensils, a gnome, Invader Zim and my hat.

Meaney said:
i was gonna take a picture... but... no one should have this much shit on their desk. NO ONE.

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[Edited on May 10, 2005 by Meaney]

Whew.