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Frenchy

Frenchy

San Francisco, CA
November 2004

MAY 09, 2005 08:28 PM

May 9 will be known as Orgasm Day in a remote town near Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles north of Rio de Janeiro.

Santolia, the 32 year old mayor who took office earlier this year, has an open mind and believes that couples who can reach orgasms together will experience a better life.

"I've seen scientific studies that show when a woman is unloved, when her husband can bring her to orgasm, it affects all aspects of her life, her relationships with her children, at home, with the city and at work," Santolia said.


I think I wanna move to this city!

r00kers

r00kers

Nederland, CO
February 2003

MAY 09, 2005 10:02 PM

This is way better than 'Frozen Dead Guy Days'

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAY 09, 2005 10:05 PM

BEST. PUBLIC PROGRAM. EVAR!

This should be a universal day. We need to get behind this.

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Decherd, TN
January 2003

MAY 09, 2005 10:06 PM

I like to believe that if you live right everyday can be an orgasm day.

_El_Zilcho_

_El_Zilcho_

Framingham, MA
April 2003

MAY 09, 2005 10:09 PM

Orgasm Day was last week in Amerst, or maybe they were just promoting this one.

In any case, all their tales of fun and getting laid made me angry because some of us aren't privy to that sort of fun.

Kay

Kay

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

MAY 09, 2005 10:10 PM

SABBATH said:
I like to believe that if you live right everyday can be an orgasm day.



Amen to that.

I would love to see their posters read "an orgasm a day keeps.." what a way? Finish the line for me folks.

~cheers

Kay

Kay

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

MAY 09, 2005 10:11 PM

I'm in double post hell today. Sorry folks.

~cheers

[Edited on May 09, 2005 by Kay]

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Decherd, TN
January 2003

MAY 09, 2005 10:12 PM

Kay said:

SABBATH said:
I like to believe that if you live right everyday can be an orgasm day.



Amen to that.

I would love to see their posters read "an orgasm a day keeps.." what a way? Finish the line for me folks.

~cheers



"you from doing anything productive"???

I don't know, I like to jack off for a really long time at each go...but I digress. blush

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

MAY 09, 2005 10:12 PM

Kay said:
I would love to see their posters read "an orgasm a day keeps.." what a way? Finish the line for me folks.


Hookers?

Kay

Kay

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

MAY 09, 2005 10:13 PM

SABBATH said:

Kay said:

SABBATH said:
I like to believe that if you live right everyday can be an orgasm day.



Amen to that.

I would love to see their posters read "an orgasm a day keeps.." what a way? Finish the line for me folks.

~cheers



"you from doing anything productive"???

I don't know, I like to jack off for a really long time at each go...but I digress. blush



Well I guess you could say something about idle hands...or not idle...he he. wink

~cheers

stockula

stockula

Anchorage, AK
May 2003

MAY 09, 2005 10:24 PM

Matt Groening's book Life in Hell had a funny little blurb that went "Kids: Yeah, being an adult is a drag. But the orgasms are great."

cgiacobone

cgiacobone

Three Rivers, MI
January 2003

MAY 09, 2005 10:25 PM

r00kers said:
This is way better than 'Frozen Dead Guy Days'



I don't know if it's better... I would just say different. Granted, I've never actually witnessed the 'frozen dead guy days', and i've only been through nederland a couple of times... but i think the idea's fucking great.

mister_x

mister_x

Plano, TX
January 2003

MAY 09, 2005 10:28 PM

this makes sense, brazillians are so much more in touch with their hips.

Callahan

Callahan

Seattle, WA
February 2005

MAY 09, 2005 11:10 PM

We'll start a national organization called Orgasms Across America to cultivate Orgasm Awarness and Orgasm Acceptence.

AstralTraveller

AstralTraveller

United Kingdom
January 2003

MAY 09, 2005 11:13 PM

sinners

Hati

Hati

Los Angeles, CA
December 2003

MAY 10, 2005 12:00 AM

Sounds like a great day, but what about the poor clean-up crew?

And you thought the ticker tape parades were a mess!

Edited to add:

I'm sure the janatorial crew is requesting a truckload of dirty towels for this one.

[Edited on May 10, 2005 12:02AM]

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

MAY 10, 2005 12:11 AM

fuuuuuuuck, i missed it.

dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

MAY 10, 2005 12:22 AM

They should merge Orgasm Day with Grandmother's Day so I only have to get her one gift.

BurningLeviathan

BurningLeviathan

Australia
January 2005

MAY 10, 2005 03:53 AM

being a single guy iin the town must of been a drag on that day.

hermetica

hermetica

Cook Islands
January 2004

MAY 10, 2005 05:35 AM

Koleeta said:
fuuuuuuuck, i missed it.



Dont worry, May is Masturbation month, you know.

Query

Query

I'm lost
April 2004

MAY 10, 2005 06:18 AM

That study is totally right. I wasn't in a relationship until I was in a relationship where my partner could make me cum just from sex.

Pinecrest

Pinecrest

Miami, FL
November 2002

MAY 11, 2005 07:18 PM

orgasm day is my birthday!!!! wooot

r00kers

r00kers

Nederland, CO
February 2003

MAY 11, 2005 07:27 PM

We celebrated it. It was better than frozen dead guy days.