Best Straight to Video Movie

One Hour Photo*
Creepy......far better than what you think comes to mind when you hear the phrase "straight to video".

* Either this movie was released on the big screen with less than nothing PR, or it was STV.

No, it just had VERY little promotion...but it was in teh theatres.

Starship Troopers 2

Session 9
Ginger Snaps 1&2
Dagon

I liked that movie a lot, and I was masturbating to Connie Nielsen the whole time.

The Lion King 2 & 3.

Embrace of the Vampire

The Salton Sea

Crimson Rivers

[Edited on May 07, 2005 by stockula]

Hard To Die

Dead Or Alive

Ripley's Game. MUCH better than The Talented Mr. Ripley, which I didn't exactly hate, but had read the book before I saw the movie. Haven't seen Purple Noon, so I don't know how that turned out.

one hour photo was released to theaters and had press.

saw that one yesterday, it wasn't as horrible as i expected but defenitly not a good movie either, low grade pulp entertainment probably suits this one.

boondock saints.

I thought Aladdin and the Prince of Thieves was decent. Especially since Robin Williams came back. Nothing against the great Dan Castalanetta, though.

And The Erotic Witch Project (1 and 2) were both rife w/parody and softcore lesbian sex.

-TM

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/6305645493/qid%3D1115647003/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/102-2438613-9861713

From the director of Blade and The Last Minute

DEATH MACHINE

Wasn't that the one with Alysa Milano in it? That was worth watching for sure lol.

And shephards we shall be, for thee my lord for thee,
power hath descended forth from thy hand
so that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command
so we shall flow a river forth unto thee
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

The Paris Hilton tapes...

.....that's a joke, right? Your comment, I mean, not the movie-we know the movie is a joke.

I saw that in the theatre... I was one of 3 people in the room though, and they came in the same car.

You could've fooled me...all of the suden it was on the shelves at Blockbuster!

Haven't seen the third one yet, is it any good?

EDIT:those aren't direct to video, by the way, they all got theatrical release. Not HUGE, but they did get a theatrical release. I was at the premiere for the second one!

[Edited on May 09, 2005 by eyeofcolossus]

That was straight to video? Then put that one as mine.