mormon's are scary....

Next time they come over, make sure you ask if they want a beer. Then proceed to drink Whiskey from the bottle while reading some Anton LaVey.

yah I can't stand jehova's witnesses. I believe in my own thing. you believe in yours. But don't push your crap on me.

and worst thing is my little sister, whom I love dearly, is pregnant by one. Whom I went to school with, and couldn't stand. Her life, etc etc, but supporting her doesn't mean liking it

ya that was a GREAT episode.

I got stopped in the street the other day by a couple of mormons. They seemed pretty excited that I actually knew where they were based, but that soon faded when I explained about my Jedi philosophies. However, I said that there are still some people in the world who need the comfort of religion, and that I was sure they'd help some people with their missionary work (Jedi mindtrick always works a treat on the weakminded) so they gave me a card that had a really nice picture of the temple on it. I've since seen them around town a few times, and they've always acknowledged me with a nod, they just know better than to try and convert me

Their dedication impresses me. They ride their bikes around in terrible neighborhoods, dressed in shirt and tie, and get shat upon by people all day.

I still think they're wackos, but they are admirable wackos.

I moved to a Mormon Cult town from Baltimore when I was a child.
I was tortured by Mormons for over 10 years.
On the bright side I wrote a story about it with Dame Darcy (the comic artist) who is also from my same cult town.
We self-published it- and it just got reviewed by Thurston Moore this month in Arthur Mag.

Talk about making lemonade out of a bunch of Mormon lemons!

Growing up in an all mormon cult town was the worst. I thank my lucky stars every day that I am not a breeding sow for a Mormon farmer.

Any religion that tells you that you need to have 8! kids to get into heaven is disgusting. I don't think we gals are supposed to give birth to litters of children. Talk about abusive.

Okay there is my daily rant against the Mormons. If you have a problem with this you can kiss my satanic ass.
xo

From an experience a long time ago:
Fallen mormon girls are freaky fun!

But in general, its another large cult. It has a soft positive exterior, but some pretty dark history and some very cultish practices.

I work regularly with an older mormon engineer. He is not pushy, and has a pretty good sense of humor.

That is so true. I have an ex-boyfriend who was raised mormon. He rebelled and is now an alchohalic covered in tattoos of inverted crosses. When they leave the church and get their freedom, those people go crazy. (Altho I definately prefer them crazy to brainwashed)

Answer the door butt ass naked!! jehovah witness love that!!

Well technically I am a mormon, dont really buy into it that much anymore.

But if you really want to get rid of them, tell them your a disiple of THOR. and I gaurentee they will go away.

they do that too, huh?

(I think the Jehovah's Witnesses in my area stopped going door to door years ago)

my best friend for a long time was mormon, and so i had no problem with mormons.

then he took off with this girl he knew i was into.

now, i think mormons just suck.

seriously tho, what is this about jeebus in a tophat? i've heard there are spaceships and planets involved, but tophats? o the humanity.

I knew a whole family of mormons in high school. It was a BIG family. And they were all alittle TOO perfect. They were all so beautiful, and athletic, really nice and super smart. That in its self was alittle creepy.

I live in utah, its weird, they're weird, the whole mormon thing is weird. It helps to look a bit different and sorta scary (here at least) cause they send the mentally challenged missionaries to utah (and sometimes foreign ones, but mostly just mentally challenged)

If you all want to see some really strange, fucked up shit, google articles about the kingston family, uncles marrying their 14 year old neices who then become the fourth wife and start poppin out kids.

regular mormons are weird, but the fundamental polygamists are just out of this world fucked up

Well there are religions that involve drugs & kinky sex.

The Raelians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All this and cloning too! I love them!!!!

You know what's scary... inappropriate use of the apostrophe.

HAHA ya'll realy have no idea

and yeah what Unite said

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My Aunt and Uncle (both Mormon) have 8 kids. She started popping them out at 16.

My boyfriend is a Jack Mormon. Personally I think he is a better person because of his up bringing.

People came to your door because they believe enough in something to want to share it with everyone... how, sad, for them....

Please, can we show some respect and call them by their proper name:
Magic Mormon Underwear

<---former mormon.

and my family is STILL trying to convert me back.

::sighs::

what a waste of time.