mormon's are scary....

just had 2 come to my house trying to spread the love of jesus.....

jesus is a cool guy, I'm sure...but damn I guess those two saw him as the Jim Morrison of their world... man, I wish I could be mean enough to just say "fack off"....but I couldn't. ....now I'm going to be revisited by them next week which I'm hoping they'll forget about.....

..damn...I should have used the "this isn't my house" excuse. fack.



[Edited on May 06, 2005 by koffee]

Tell them you've started your own religion and ask if you can tag along with them and pass out your own literature.

hmm.......the book of jesus juice?

Thanks. I'm doing that.

ask to see their magic underpants

My whole family is composed of Mormons. Yes, they are scary scary people who believe in a prophet who saw Jeebus in a tophat, and they wear special underwear.

Thank jeebus my mom was the black sheep of the family...

people from utah are scary too then. j/k

Anyone else see the Mormon episode of South Park? Awesome is too mild a word to describe it.

Mormons scare me as well, but not as much as Jehovah's witnesses. They have fallowed me to work before to give me a copy of "Watch Tower" and talk to me trying to recruit me.

Convert them to SG.

I never really celebrate my birthday anyway (always working). But I don't plan of joining any cult, unless I can get a free hair cut out of it. Growing up I had to go to Mormon church because my dad was Mormon. Big waste of a day I tell you. It was like 3 hours each Sunday, and then there where bible classes I had to go to each morning. Hated it, every minute of it. When I was 9 or 10 My dad wanted to have me baptized, but I said I wouldn't do. Pissed him off. Also they want a good chunk of the money you make.

ahhhhh the underpants are SCARY. anti-devil underwear. They have mason symbols on them. There is a wierd ritual you have to say that is ripped of from the masons as well.
from hell anyone?


[Edited on May 06, 2005 by hopey]

While I was growing up my mom had a small sticker in the window by the doorbell that read: "No visits by Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons, please." SO we never had a problem. I knew a few Mormons in high school though. They were actually kind of cool, but not very devout. Anyway, for whatever that's worth.


[Edited on May 06, 2005 by mamet]

One of my oldest friends is a Mormon. But his family has kind of twisted everything. Sadly he has turned in to a racist bastard like his dad, and believes he can treat women like his dad does his mom. He used to be a nice person.

When you're not looking, they'll steal your Kool-Aid.

interesting...

I didn't know they steal Kool-Aid. But I do know if they ever offer you any Kool-Aid don't take it.

Well, considering Denny's doesn't give away free birthday meals anymore and Christmas is a made-up celebration honoring a guy who not only was born around October, but whose story is just about as weird as the hat/golden plates thing... I say *shrug*.

I know some nice Mormons and I've read Under The Banner of Heaven... nobody's religion is too much weirder than anyone elses.

Except the Dutch, of course.

I don't really mind Mormon's or Jo-Hoe's.... I invite them in,,, talk to them, debate,, just let em say what they gotta say. The way I see it,, they feel it is their duty to evangelize,,, so I am happy to help them fulfill their duty.

Of course,,, I tell them up front that I am 100% certain I will not be interested,,, both to save their time and materials for someone more receptive. In truth,, I feel bad for these people,, because they obviously believe in that shit enough to go knocking on the doors of strangers....

One time I even told a couple of Mormon's that even if they had a convincing argument/proof,, that I still wouldn't join because I like the drugs and kinky sex.

Hey!

click it.

Friend of mine had an Alsatian (I think Americans call them German Shepherds?). Nice as pie, but it didn't like its collar being held. Growled. Pulled. Bared teeth.

"Oh I'd love to talk to you, but the dog's really a bit, ah, unreliable with strangers..."

Saved her a lot of trouble over the years.

[Edited on May 06, 2005 by waldo]