loch ness

Using a deer-antler knife!

Bigfoot uses tools!!

drain the lake

Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

I have to agree that what tht guy is holding is not aa tooth, its simply too long, its curvature twists which no tooth actually does and those barbs are also uncharecteristic with a predator's tooth.

Whether or not its an antler though, I can't say, it doesn't match either of the examples but that theory makes the most senes. Claws don't curve like that either and the broken base most closly resembles the base of an antler where its meets the skull.

This guy is not trying to pull a hoax, he just got too excited about something cool he found, I like the way that antler looks I must admit.

I, personally, have known the truth for quite some time, but now it seems to have gotten out. Nessie is actually a rare form of ruthless, angry, predatory Aquatic deer. This one happens to go by the name of "Sparky". The "Mer-Deer", as they are know in the scientific community, are distant relatives of the "Jackelope" (Hippity Hoppity Bullshittus). The Mer-Deer became extinct approximately 77 minutes ago when a comet made of Ice Cream plunged into the Loch. "Sparky" is the last remaining survivor...He is sad.


Edited...in honor of Sparky (and his now dead girlfriend Taniqua).

[Edited on May 08, 2005 by 666Irish]

Yeah fuck all this Lock Ness monster crap, Chessie is where it's at

Nessie is real. I don't care what anyone says. Put any sort of evidence to the contrary in front of me. I don't care. Nessie is real. Nessie is real. Nessie is real.

*puts fingers in ears*
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
la la
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Are they gone now?

i'm nessie.

I agree that nessies is real but the "real" evidence needs to be sorted from the mistakes. This is an honest mistake. Too many sonar photos have been taken of some kind of creature and not explained to convince me that nessie is real.

Wait...what?