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thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAY 04, 2005 07:08 PM

You're in SG Geezers.

-TM

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

MAY 04, 2005 07:26 PM

when someone offers to set up a retirement fund for your birthday,

XPOSINGXPINUPX

XPOSINGXPINUPX

Monroe, LA
December 2004

MAY 04, 2005 07:35 PM

when metamucel has become your drug of choice.

hypoxian

hypoxian

I'm lost
August 2004

MAY 04, 2005 07:40 PM

What? Speak up!
damn kids and their threads

Gilby

Gilby

Bridgeville, PA
October 2004

MAY 04, 2005 07:41 PM

bskyb said:
you hear loud music and refer to it as 'noise'.


I affectionately refer to most of the music I like as "noise."

BXDVD

bxdvd

I'm lost
August 2004

MAY 04, 2005 08:03 PM

You look like shit in jeans and have to start buying old man polyester pants from Haband.

illbillzillbub

illbillzillbub

Australia
October 2002

MAY 04, 2005 08:05 PM

when alot of people on here were born after i had already had sex, got drunk and all that stuff,hell even my first band had broken up!!

wheezy_e

wheezy_e

Boulder City, NV
April 2004

MAY 04, 2005 08:17 PM

when you spend 5 minutes thinking up a witty remark to post then you totally forget it in 5 seconds.

xXcalypsoXx

xXcalypsoXx

San Pedro, CA
April 2005

MAY 04, 2005 08:27 PM

when you pass by high school and everyone looks like a kid or when you eat fast food and end up getting heart-burn

[Edited on May 04, 2005 by xXcalypsoXx]

robosagogo

robosagogo

State College, PA
September 2004

MAY 04, 2005 08:29 PM

When you discover wrinkles on your scrotum.

crushjunkie

crushjunkie

Vancouver, BC
October 2003

MAY 04, 2005 09:17 PM

When you can no longer be bothered to tuck in your ever-growing stomach.

PsychicGoldfish

PsychicGoldfish

HOPEFUL

Orono, ME

MAY 04, 2005 09:58 PM

Haha, I asked my mom to foot my annual, for my birthday, but that has less to do with old, but that has less to do with being old and boring and more to do with being a poor student with no health plan outside of just. don't. get. sick.

MaggotBoy

MaggotBoy

Tallahassee, FL
April 2005

MAY 05, 2005 04:24 PM

...you make a mental checklist of things mentioned in this thread.

I'm around 65%.

Elisabeth

Elisabeth

Atherton, CA
December 2002

MAY 05, 2005 04:37 PM

dkmfc said:
when you've forgotten more than you can remember



Ugh, I hear you.

You know you're getting older when....

It takes twice as long to look half as good.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... have come back in style.

blackeyed surreal tongue

hypoxian

hypoxian

I'm lost
August 2004

MAY 05, 2005 04:42 PM

you know your getting old when....farting is no longer funny, its a hassle.

cop_n_blow

cop_n_blow

USA
July 2004

MAY 05, 2005 04:46 PM

...you even look at a thread like this.

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