You know you're gettin' old when...

You're in SG Geezers.

-TM

when someone offers to set up a retirement fund for your birthday,

when metamucel has become your drug of choice.

What? Speak up!
damn kids and their threads

I affectionately refer to most of the music I like as "noise."

You look like shit in jeans and have to start buying old man polyester pants from Haband.

when alot of people on here were born after i had already had sex, got drunk and all that stuff,hell even my first band had broken up!!

when you spend 5 minutes thinking up a witty remark to post then you totally forget it in 5 seconds.

when you pass by high school and everyone looks like a kid or when you eat fast food and end up getting heart-burn

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When you discover wrinkles on your scrotum.

When you can no longer be bothered to tuck in your ever-growing stomach.

Haha, I asked my mom to foot my annual, for my birthday, but that has less to do with old, but that has less to do with being old and boring and more to do with being a poor student with no health plan outside of just. don't. get. sick.

...you make a mental checklist of things mentioned in this thread.

I'm around 65%.

Ugh, I hear you.

You know you're getting older when....

It takes twice as long to look half as good.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... have come back in style.

you know your getting old when....farting is no longer funny, its a hassle.

...you even look at a thread like this.