You know you're gettin' old when...

you want a remmington nasal trimmer for your birthday.

you hear loud music and refer to it as 'noise'.

I know a guy who needed one of those back in Jr high.

old doesn't necessarily equal pathetic

you start to hear the the bands you were into in college on the "classic rock" station.

...you're happy to get a pack of new underwear for Christmas.

...you find yourself talking about "back in my day" or "kids nowadays".

...all your daydreams no longer involve dreams of rock-stardom, but instead center around your bills and debts being magically paid off.

...after a relatively normal day, you're sometimes too tired for sex.

...you can't remember who the people were who signed your yearbook.

...you actually have something to talk about with your parents.

high school girls refer to you as "Sir"

ack, I hate that.

I'm not even close to old yet and people do that to me. It's confusing.

when your weekend plans consist of home depot and mowing your own lawn

You no longer get carded.

Some day when you notice Suicide Girls being born in the 90's
ahhhhhh!

...and this does not feel like a "wasted" weekend, but instead makes you feel happy and productive.

3 more years, man.

looks at thread...God, what a bunch of old farts we are.

I've heard 'creep, sleazeball and pervert,' but never 'sir.'

heh...maybe its your approach.
Sir, I really don't want your hand on my ass thank you.

... you worry about your parents and your kids.

... your hair goes grey. And your beard, if you're lucky enough to have one. And, um, "other hair".

you realise that the girl you went out with in high school has 4 kids

You could be 19 and have that happen.

--when after getting off the couch the cry of "Ahhh, my back" becomes increasingly frequent.

--when you notice that the gray hair you found about two months ago wasn't just a freak occurance, but he invited some of his friends over

--the "sir" would bother me, except that I work in a high school, so it's sort of required.

--staying home on a Friday night brings you relief instead of feelings of loser shame.

--when the kids at school use new street slang and you look at them with bewilderment.

[Edited on May 04, 2005 by mamet]

Wait until you expect them to call you sir!


Those damn wippersnappers

All the names in your little blackbook end in MD

When you realize that people born in 1984 are 21. 1984 was the first year that I really remember everything.

when you say Maybe I'll just have one pint... and you do.