NEWS: The Hamburgler's Wet Dream Comes to Pass

that hurts my stomach just looking at that thing. i don't even think I could eat that whole thing. and i just adore cheeseburgers.


damn... now i'm hungry for a good burger!

FUCK YEAH!!!! Natalie epp!!

how did you know that's one of my favourite movies??!!!



"welcome to good burger.. the home of the good burger.. can i take your order?"

" i'm a dude.. she's a dude.. yeah we're all dudes YEAH!"

Customer: [to Ed] Excuse me? Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it.
Ed: That's what I gave you.
Customer: No! You gave me a bun. Just a bun! Look! There's no meat in here.
Ed: But you said you wanted nothing on it.
Customer: Yes, but I expected a meat patty!
Ed: Dude, a meat patty is something. You said "nothing".
[to Fizz]
Ed: Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?
Fizz: Uh, something?
Ed: I win!
Customer: That's it! I am reporting your name to the manager!
Ed: The manager already knows my name.
Customer: [while throwing the bun down] And I'll see you in Hell!
[Leaves]
Ed: OK! See you there!

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Kurt: From now on, your LIFE is Mondo Burger! You can forget about your friends; you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother AND your father.
Dexter: [under his breath to a girl beside him] Kurt must look awfully strange naked.
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Dexter: Ed, I don't know how to say this...
Ed: Oh, well, you just go, "Thiiiissssssssssss."

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Ed: What are you chicken?
[pause flapping his arms]
Ed: Mooooooo.

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Roxanne: Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?
Ed: I like to have dinner every night.