NEWS: The Hamburgler's Wet Dream Comes to Pass

CULTURE: The Hamburgler's Wet Dream Comes to Pass

Fuck the Thickburger. Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA has responded to losing its Biggest Burger Anywhere crown to another greasy spoon by introducing the Beer Barrell Belly Buster, which comes in at 15 pounds.

Those who finish the burger get the satisfaction of knowing they will be morbidly obese before their life is cut short by heart disease.

i so want to see a picture of this.

I need nine volunteers to come help me eat that.

Sounds like something to split with 10 people, like a pizza. That wouldn't be gross at all. Maybe I'm just a "meatmouth" though.

Sounds like waitresses will need a stead diet of this burger just to have the power needed to carry the damn thing!

How about this

[Edited on May 04, 2005 by LyloniJade]


[Edited on May 04, 2005 by LyloniJade]

What pisses me off about this burger, the more I think about it, is that you know the usual scenario for this getting ordered will be some liquored up frat boy, showing off for his boys, will order one, eat maybe a fifth of it, then leave the rest of it, some 8 pounds of meat or so, to go to waste.

I mean, once part of this has been eaten, the rest either has to be eaten or thrown out. What a fucking waste of food.

Aaaargh.

Heartfelt hatred from one who hasn't had a burger since last summer, when the one he ordered literally dripped...

<shudder>

oh man, i want one so bad

Oh America you silly and slovenly superpower. When will you ever learn about waste and wanton destruction?

Not until it's far too late.

id rather spend 40 bucks on a pampered-cow burger i can actually finish.

Seems light on the salad, somehow.

Im a fat fuck and even i gotta so ..whoa thats too fucking much and it is a waste... i know somall villages that would kill for that thing...

I believe the complete quote was "it can feed a family of 10 or rosie o'donnell."

Dishwasher's delight on this. Have to throw away hahaha.

What did rosie ever do to you?

tomorrows special: chili a la uneaten belly busters

I don't think enough legal attention is being paid to the HamMurderer, when all these buger bugalaries are going on.... tsk tsk...

that is incredible.

Those guys look like total douchebags.

it's much different than 8 pounds of meat going to waste behind an abortion clinic.

let me just say this is a tasteless joke and not HATE SPEECH.

[Edited on May 04, 2005 5:41PM]

No more disgusting than your average burger.

amazing.

I'm sorry... you were saying...?