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my fortune cookie looks like a pussy

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my fortune cookie looks like a pussy

iamjackshandgun

Redondo Beach, CA

January 2005

MAY 03, 2005 06:56 PM

and the fortune was "many admire your social and physical appearance"

ChocolateJesus

I'm lost

January 2005

MAY 03, 2005 07:03 PM

Wow

ROCKADIVA

Houston, TX

March 2004

MAY 03, 2005 07:06 PM

hmmm

RiffProphet

Palm Harbor, FL

January 2005

MAY 03, 2005 07:37 PM

where are the ears and the tail?

[Edited on May 03, 2005 by RiffProphet]

KorbenDallas

Qatar

January 2005

MAY 03, 2005 07:40 PM

Forget that...your hand is fucking HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buaku

Seattle, WA

April 2004

MAY 03, 2005 07:44 PM

I'd eat one of those.

iamjackshandgun

Redondo Beach, CA

January 2005

MAY 03, 2005 07:55 PM

KorbenDallas said:
Forget that...your hand is fucking HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no they just look big next to the cookie.

Mandelbaum

Moose Factory, ON

October 2003

MAY 03, 2005 08:39 PM

Yeah, but what does it taste like?

Mandelbaum

Moose Factory, ON

October 2003

MAY 03, 2005 08:40 PM

also, I dig the army of darkness poster in the back there...

iamjackshandgun

Redondo Beach, CA

January 2005

MAY 03, 2005 08:42 PM

jeremydonkeyboy said:
also, I dig the army of darkness poster in the back there...

thats a good eye you have.

its tasted like a fortune cookie times two, that did make me a little sad.

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAY 03, 2005 08:43 PM

you need a manicure.

ChocolateJesus

I'm lost

January 2005

MAY 04, 2005 09:50 AM

Does anyone else think that fortune cookies taste like envelope glue?

blueskys

Japan

December 2004

MAY 04, 2005 10:19 AM

RiffProphet said:
where are the ears and the tail?

[Edited on May 03, 2005 by RiffProphet]

That`s both the dumbest and funniest thing I have heard in ages,,,,

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAY 04, 2005 10:25 AM

Chocolate_Jesus said:
Does anyone else think that fortune cookies taste like envelope glue?

If by "envelope glue" you mean "total ass", then yes, I agree.

hypoxian

I'm lost

August 2004

MAY 04, 2005 10:51 AM

I thought it looked like a butter clam at first. I think you should pierce it.

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA

November 2003

MAY 04, 2005 10:57 AM

more incentive to eat it

sadisticmika

I'm lost

July 2004

MAY 04, 2005 11:32 AM

I don't know what to say about the sexual complexes of a person who sees vaginal images in a fortune cookie, but, uh good luck on that whole Oedipal thing!

rickets

Seattle, WA

March 2003

MAY 04, 2005 11:33 AM

sadisticmika said:
I don't know what to say about the sexual complexes of a person who sees vaginal images in a fortune cookie, but, uh good luck on that whole Oedipal thing!

He didn't say it was his mom's pussy, although it does bear a striking resemblance...

ChocolateJesus

I'm lost

January 2005

MAY 04, 2005 12:10 PM

Idjiit said:

Chocolate_Jesus said:
Does anyone else think that fortune cookies taste like envelope glue?

If by "envelope glue" you mean "total ass", then yes, I agree.

Yeah, this is basically what I meant.

trocc

Chicago, IL

March 2003

MAY 04, 2005 12:33 PM

isn't anyone else disturbed by how yellow that cookie is? butter clam is right - yikes!

Chitin

New York, NY

December 2004

MAY 04, 2005 01:04 PM

Chocolate_Jesus said:
Does anyone else think that fortune cookies taste like envelope glue?

Only if you'll concede that Guinness tastes like cum.

MrCat

United Kingdom

April 2003

MAY 04, 2005 03:48 PM

You should put it on Ebay.

iamjacksusername

Los Angeles, CA

April 2005

MAY 04, 2005 03:55 PM

MrPogo said:
You should put it on Ebay.

only if it looks like the virgin mary's pussy.

waldo

I'm lost

June 2004

MAY 04, 2005 04:21 PM

sadisticmika said:
I don't know what to say about the sexual complexes of a person who sees vaginal images in a fortune cookie, but, uh good luck on that whole Oedipal thing!

He didn't say it was his mom's pussy, although it does bear a striking resemblance...

I actually laughed out loud.