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JohnFM1

JohnFM1

United Kingdom
May 2004

MAY 04, 2005 01:10 AM

Hello China! I'm your new best friend! Can I have my panda now please?

POH

POH

Seattle, WA
July 2004

MAY 04, 2005 07:06 AM

Forget pandas, gimme Zhang ZiYi.

Huck

Huck

United Kingdom
July 2004

MAY 04, 2005 08:56 AM

jimmytrash said:
Oh man I can't stand for this (im australian!).
Koalas a) arent anything like pandas - they are grey-blue and 1/6 the size of pandas.
b) they are still meanass. They spend all day eating alcoholic gumleaves, so although they dont ever really move fast, when they do it is with a violent rage only seen in the most vehement of wife-beaters.

And they make a noise like, aaazzznnnnkkkkk! blackeyed



aznk? remarkable

Christopher

Christopher

Portland, OR
November 2002

MAY 04, 2005 12:35 PM

jimmytrash said:
Oh man I can't stand for this (im australian!).
Koalas a) arent anything like pandas - they are grey-blue and 1/6 the size of pandas.
b) they are still meanass. They spend all day eating alcoholic gumleaves, so although they dont ever really move fast, when they do it is with a violent rage only seen in the most vehement of wife-beaters.

And they make a noise like, aaazzznnnnkkkkk! blackeyed



Pandas, like the lovely Koala, are also mean drunks. One time, when I was in San Diego, the cops had to tackle a panda named Kwang-Kwang because he kept throwing his empty bottles of Jack at the zoo keepers. They found meth in his fir. It was no good.


ALSO: <CENTER SIFL AND OLLY COMMENT ON THE GIANT PANDA HERE>

[Edited on May 04, 2005 by christopher]

T7

T7

Saskatoon, SK
February 2005

MAY 04, 2005 02:36 PM

I want a thermonuclear bamboo shoot.

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

MAY 04, 2005 02:51 PM

China? I love it's food!

Gilda22

Gilda22

West Haven, CT
June 2004

MAY 04, 2005 04:33 PM

christopher said:
ALSO: <CENTER SIFL AND OLLY COMMENT ON THE GIANT PANDA HERE>

hehe Why yes they
are nightmare creatures with black hearts!

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