NEWS: Bi-Curious, Narcoleptic, Non-Consensual Hummer Recorded for Posterity, Felony Charges

CULTURE: Bi-Curious, Narcoleptic, Non-Consensual Hummer Recorded for Posterity, Felony Charges

A Concordia College student fell asleep in his dorm. Another Concordia student pushed record on a camera and proceeded to “sexually assault” the sleeping student. The sleeping Concordia student never woke up.

Once you read the last line of the story, you can almost see the entire midwest nod their head in agreement to the reason why a student would “assault” a student while they slept.

Oh...so that’s why.

Finally, I have to mention that the story only refers to a “sexual assault” and not “oral sex” or “drunken, passed-out ass-fucking.”

man. I've slept through a fire alarm before - but someone touching me? I don't know - I think I'd have to be passed out. That's not so hot. They guy should go figure out his sexuality on a willing person. And I don't give a shit what his major was.

I went to Concordia for my first year of college, ages ago, and they were very proud of the fact that they were ranked in the top ten schools in the nation for the least amount of reported sexual assaults. It was widely known around campus, though, that the reason so few assaults were reported was not because they didn't happen, but because no one would take the reports. It was a bureaucratic nightmare to get anyone to put something down on paper, and more often that not the victim was quietly asked not to come back the next year. Most of them were happy to oblige.

Of course, he could be admitting that he's bi-curious in order to avoid explaining the enigmatic motivation behind tea-bagging.

Yup. Can you imagine what went through that kid's mind when he saw that?

I'm guessing it was oral sex or just touching, since if the student had actual anal intercourse with the passed-out student, they probably would have called it rape instead of assault.

And that's horrible. No different than molesting a girl who's passed out from drinking.

Hm....well, maybe the tape was just labeled "morehead". it's an honest mistake.

*puts on his "zot-b-gone" raincoat and hat*

so, every time i fall asleep while some chick i picked up at the bar is giving me head, is sexual assault?!?!? SWEET! i've been assaulted.

"Let's see...I'm drunk, horny, unsure of my sexuality, and I have a performance art piece due before midterms..."

i hate to keep making posts like these, but i am after all Captain Pedantic of the good ship Scepticus...

first thing i thought - no fuckin way this guy slept through being "sexually assaulted", unless that means lustful but subtle stroking of the hair. my theory is that the "sleeping" guy was curious himself, and let it happen, but was then freaked out to find it had been filmed, which admittedly is stalk-tacular. "he coulda shown this to anybody" thinks our victim, and presses charges.

discuss.

Don't you think that when he woke up and wonder why his mouth hurt or he had a funny taste in his mouth....unless he attributed it to "morning breath"...unless the guy didn't finish in his mouth.....this is just icking me out

[Edited on May 03, 2005 8:50AM]

That's one way to get ahead in school.

I thought it was the other way around...and who wonders about dreams of getting bjs? or wakes up from them

You don't fuck with someone sexually while they're unconscious. You just DON'T. I don't care how desparate (or curious) you are.

You don't "experiment" on another person while they're sleeping. (Or, if you do, you deserve to have me come round, knock you out, press record and do some experimenting of my own. I've always been curious to know what a perverts balls would look like in a jar beside my bed...)

It is a nice commentary on our society that this situation is generally met with lightheartedness, yet if that unconscious person was female it would be an entirely different tone here.

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damn college studens sleep deep these days. i don't know....just seems like you would wake up through a 'sexual assault'
either the assaulting wasn't that 'assuaulting'
or the kid was awake and didn't care
or on way to many drugs...

I agree. If the victim were female and the perpetrator a male, this thread would have an entirely different tone.

I guess it's because teh gheys aren't real people.

I was planning on going to that college until like July after my senior year.

It's a crazy Christian college!!! Insanely so, is what I have heard.

Jebus, why don't you just go ahead and say most victims of sexual assualt were asking for it. Or are you going to say he was wearing provocative clothing?

to quote the immortal george carlin:
They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." I say, "fuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?" I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say. "Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky. Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind." A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault. They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt." These guys think women ought to go to prison for being cock teasers. Don't seem fair to me. Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is. Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman." And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?" I want to say, "why did you do that?" "Well she was coming on to me. We were dancing and I got horney. Hey, she was asking for it, she had on a tight bathrobe." I'll say, "Jesus Christ, be a little fucking selective next time will you?"

no one says it like the master!

*rimshot*

I suggest you to sleep in a locked coffin, and you only keep the keys

...bleh, if he was experimenting then why did he have the forethought to record it? rape is rape, no matter how you look at it