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Christopher

Christopher

Portland, OR
November 2002

MAY 03, 2005 12:28 AM

A Concordia College student fell asleep in his dorm. Another Concordia student pushed record on a camera and proceeded to “sexually assault” the sleeping student. The sleeping Concordia student never woke up.

Larry Lance Carlton, 19, of Peerless, Mont., appeared in Clay County District Court on Monday, where he was charged with third-degree criminal sexual conduct.
According to court records, an 18-year-old male student told police he borrowed a videotape from Carlton, which he thought was a recording of a festival on the Moorhead campus.

The tape instead showed the student sleeping while Carlton assaulted him. The student is heard snoring on the tape and did not wake up, court records said.
Investigators said Carlton has confessed to the assault. They say he told police he was curious about his sexuality and was experimenting on the student.


Once you read the last line of the story, you can almost see the entire midwest nod their head in agreement to the reason why a student would “assault” a student while they slept.

Carlton is majoring in theater arts and music, university officials said.


Oh...so that’s why.

Finally, I have to mention that the story only refers to a “sexual assault” and not “oral sex” or “drunken, passed-out ass-fucking.”

Leanimal

Leanimal

Gainesville, FL
February 2005

MAY 03, 2005 05:04 AM

man. I've slept through a fire alarm before - but someone touching me? I don't know - I think I'd have to be passed out. That's not so hot. They guy should go figure out his sexuality on a willing person. And I don't give a shit what his major was.

Velocity

velocity

Seattle, WA
November 2003

MAY 03, 2005 05:09 AM

I went to Concordia for my first year of college, ages ago, and they were very proud of the fact that they were ranked in the top ten schools in the nation for the least amount of reported sexual assaults. It was widely known around campus, though, that the reason so few assaults were reported was not because they didn't happen, but because no one would take the reports. It was a bureaucratic nightmare to get anyone to put something down on paper, and more often that not the victim was quietly asked not to come back the next year. Most of them were happy to oblige.

anger_frog

anger_frog

I'm lost
January 2004

MAY 03, 2005 05:10 AM

Of course, he could be admitting that he's bi-curious in order to avoid explaining the enigmatic motivation behind tea-bagging.

Fraiya

Fraiya

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

MAY 03, 2005 05:17 AM

So wait, it was the guy that got "assulted" that borrowed the tape?

BatAttaK

BatAttaK

Tacoma, WA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 03, 2005 05:22 AM

Fraiya said:
So wait, it was the guy that got "assulted" that borrowed the tape?



Yup. Can you imagine what went through that kid's mind when he saw that?

Quenten

Quenten

I'm lost
September 2004

MAY 03, 2005 05:50 AM

I'm guessing it was oral sex or just touching, since if the student had actual anal intercourse with the passed-out student, they probably would have called it rape instead of assault.

And that's horrible. No different than molesting a girl who's passed out from drinking.

rushlight

rushlight

Allen, TX
May 2004

MAY 03, 2005 05:57 AM

Hm....well, maybe the tape was just labeled "morehead". it's an honest mistake.

*puts on his "zot-b-gone" raincoat and hat*

ploptoken

ploptoken

San Antonio, TX
October 2003

MAY 03, 2005 06:12 AM

so, every time i fall asleep while some chick i picked up at the bar is giving me head, is sexual assault?!?!? SWEET! i've been assaulted.

TBSheets

TBSheets

I'm lost
December 2004

MAY 03, 2005 07:39 AM

"Let's see...I'm drunk, horny, unsure of my sexuality, and I have a performance art piece due before midterms..."

Huck

Huck

United Kingdom
July 2004

MAY 03, 2005 08:41 AM

i hate to keep making posts like these, but i am after all Captain Pedantic of the good ship Scepticus...

first thing i thought - no fuckin way this guy slept through being "sexually assaulted", unless that means lustful but subtle stroking of the hair. my theory is that the "sleeping" guy was curious himself, and let it happen, but was then freaked out to find it had been filmed, which admittedly is stalk-tacular. "he coulda shown this to anybody" thinks our victim, and presses charges.

discuss.

FlotsomandJetsom

FlotsomandJetsom

Waban, MA
November 2003

MAY 03, 2005 08:50 AM

Don't you think that when he woke up and wonder why his mouth hurt or he had a funny taste in his mouth....unless he attributed it to "morning breath"...unless the guy didn't finish in his mouth.....this is just icking me out puke

[Edited on May 03, 2005 8:50AM]

AvantGarde

AvantGarde

I'm lost
April 2005

MAY 03, 2005 08:54 AM

That's one way to get ahead in school.

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

MAY 03, 2005 08:55 AM

FlotsomandJetsom said:
Don't you think that when he woke up and wonder why his mouth hurt or he had a funny taste in his mouth....unless he attributed it to "morning breath"...unless the guy didn't finish in his mouth.....this is just icking me out puke

[Edited on May 03, 2005 8:50AM]



I thought it was the other way around...and who wonders about dreams of getting bjs? or wakes up from them surreal

xokatyxo

xokatyxo

United Kingdom
December 2004

MAY 03, 2005 09:28 AM

You don't fuck with someone sexually while they're unconscious. You just DON'T. I don't care how desparate (or curious) you are.

You don't "experiment" on another person while they're sleeping. (Or, if you do, you deserve to have me come round, knock you out, press record and do some experimenting of my own. I've always been curious to know what a perverts balls would look like in a jar beside my bed...)

AvantGarde

AvantGarde

I'm lost
April 2005

MAY 03, 2005 09:31 AM

It is a nice commentary on our society that this situation is generally met with lightheartedness, yet if that unconscious person was female it would be an entirely different tone here.

KawaiiNeko

KawaiiNeko

Williston, FL
March 2005

MAY 03, 2005 09:33 AM

....
damn college studens sleep deep these days. i don't know....just seems like you would wake up through a 'sexual assault'
either the assaulting wasn't that 'assuaulting'
or the kid was awake and didn't care
or on way to many drugs...

RustyShackelford

RustyShackelford

I'm lost
April 2005

MAY 03, 2005 10:04 AM

AvantGarde said:
It is a nice commentary on our society that this situation is generally met with lightheartedness, yet if that unconscious person was female it would be an entirely different tone here.



I agree. If the victim were female and the perpetrator a male, this thread would have an entirely different tone.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAY 03, 2005 10:09 AM

RustyShackelford said:

AvantGarde said:
It is a nice commentary on our society that this situation is generally met with lightheartedness, yet if that unconscious person was female it would be an entirely different tone here.



I agree. If the victim were female and the perpetrator a male, this thread would have an entirely different tone.



I guess it's because teh gheys aren't real people.

Bondgirl

Bondgirl

Aberdeen, SD
February 2004

MAY 03, 2005 10:12 AM

I was planning on going to that college until like July after my senior year.

It's a crazy Christian college!!! Insanely so, is what I have heard.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

MAY 03, 2005 10:15 AM

Huck said:
[...] my theory is that the "sleeping" guy was curious himself, and let it happen, but was then freaked out to find it had been filmed, which admittedly is stalk-tacular. "he coulda shown this to anybody" thinks our victim, and presses charges.

discuss.



Jebus, why don't you just go ahead and say most victims of sexual assualt were asking for it. Or are you going to say he was wearing provocative clothing? whatever mad mad

funnyman

funnyman

Cherry Hill, NJ
December 2004

MAY 03, 2005 10:32 AM

to quote the immortal george carlin:
They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." I say, "fuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?" I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say. "Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky. Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind." A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault. They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt." These guys think women ought to go to prison for being cock teasers. Don't seem fair to me. Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is. Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman." And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?" I want to say, "why did you do that?" "Well she was coming on to me. We were dancing and I got horney. Hey, she was asking for it, she had on a tight bathrobe." I'll say, "Jesus Christ, be a little fucking selective next time will you?"

no one says it like the master!

ArgentumBlack

ArgentumBlack

Lincoln, NE
March 2004

MAY 03, 2005 10:47 AM

AvantGarde said:
That's one way to get ahead in school.



*rimshot*

Darkangelion

Darkangelion

Italy
June 2004

MAY 03, 2005 11:08 AM

iamabondgirl said:
I was planning on going to that college until like July after my senior year.

It's a crazy Christian college!!! Insanely so, is what I have heard.



I suggest you to sleep in a locked coffin, and you only keep the keys skull

euphorianothing

euphorianothing

Canada
January 2005

MAY 03, 2005 11:13 AM

...bleh, if he was experimenting then why did he have the forethought to record it? rape is rape, no matter how you look at it

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