England - The Third World Country?

The whole deal sounds pretty lame. Just regular thug losers.

Although I do wish I could have an audio recording of you telling this story as I don't hear an English accent enough.

when i lived in scotland... we lived pretty much in Nedland. and i actually had a nice long conversation with a few of them on the phone.

aaand my best friend who didnt know better started throwing rocks at them after they yelled something at us.


good times. we got RESPEK after that.

totally irrelevant, but can tell from the stance of the people in the video who was going to do the most damage in that fight. Even after he'd been knocked down twice the one guy didn't assume a fighting stance.

Eitherway, shame about the Kebab, but props for getting out of the situation without getting hurt and without hurting anyone.

More guns = less crime

I don't know about you, Ghandi, but I like to not be made a victim of if it all possible.

Just imagine Hugh Grant reading it out. That's close enough...

So would the white, upper-middle class "homeboyz" I see strolling through the mall in packs qualify as the American equielent?

Once again...



Goldie Lookin' Chain are the best way to explain it all...

*NOTE: They are taking the piss...*

If upper middle class means gold chains, burberry caps, white trainers and designer attitude all purchased on interest-free-credit, looking for improperly fitted security devices and drinking cheap lager from the tin in the street with your girl doing the same (but in a tracksuit with her hair pulled back with some sort of vacuum device), then yes.

neds are great. i went into an off licence next to some council flats to buy some cigarettes today. as soon as i came out i was swarmed by neds saying 'see's us a fag, min' and 'spare us twinty pence fur a bus, sweetheart'

i just handed over the goods and went on my merry way.

Fuck, the grammar in that article makes me cringe; I couldn't finish it. I thought Brits were supposed to be intelligent folk.

Nope. Chav-baiting has become such a popular sport, even the trendiest of youths have a right to diss them. It's become something of a fashion trend, actually (and, rather depressingly, almost all down to 'The Sun' and some shitty non-apprehension-inducing books on the shelves at Waterstones, places cunningly around low-brow eye level, with their metaphorical "don't panic" represented by mild swear words like "crap").

Sorry, i'm in a hate-the-world kinda mood today.

EDIT- stupid fucking typos...

[Edited on May 03, 2005 by mcsalty]

*looks at you suspiciously* Are you trying to seduce me? Is this your evil ploy?

[Edited on May 04, 2005 by mngddss]

That wasn't the original plan but hey, if it's Hugh Grant that does it for you...

Chav case study: No. 275 and 276 (277 in her belly)

looks like she's going into labour.

you know what sucks? my name is Ned.
i wish it was an acronym for 'Steve' or something... like 'oh man, look at that Steve. what a Steve'.

i once had some chav hassling me for money at a bus stop, when i told him i wasn't going to give him anything he kicked me and and ran off. it was quite funny actually.

on a side note: there is an arch nemesis to the chav.

the Rah or Posh Southern Git.