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leiraXariel

leiraXariel

Eugene, OR
December 2004

MAY 01, 2005 03:16 PM

tornupbiker said:

FridgeMagnet said:
good luck. Don't jizz in her eye.



wouldn't be hard...she's 5' even
short cute little thing....crap i'm going to mess this up bad
frown



Just show her your hot stomach. I'd totally do you after that.

tornupbiker

tornupbiker

Bellingham, WA
April 2005

MAY 01, 2005 07:11 PM

leiraXariel said:
Just show her your hot stomach. I'd totally do you after that.



maybe i should just come hang out with you then wink

Chitin

Chitin

New York, NY
December 2004

MAY 01, 2005 07:13 PM

Helena said:

westnilevirus said:
I, on the other hand, must firmly recommend the jizzing of the eye. Good luck!



i concur. go for the eye!


Go for the eyes, tornupbiker! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAY 01, 2005 07:24 PM

Roethke said:
Remember, it's never to early to bring up your healthy fetish for girls in penguin costumes.



You know, first it was the paper doll set, now this.

Marry me. wink

-TM

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 01, 2005 07:26 PM

Did she holla back?

tornupbiker

tornupbiker

Bellingham, WA
April 2005

MAY 01, 2005 10:00 PM

FridgeMagnet said:
Did she holla back?



i'm going to call her monday to see whats up. but like i said, she wants to see me again so things look good. biggrin

tornupbiker

tornupbiker

Bellingham, WA
April 2005

MAY 03, 2005 07:48 AM

tonight at six round two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know none of you care but i'm way happy!

djbenvolio

djbenvolio

Westerville, OH
January 2004

MAY 03, 2005 08:00 AM

Yo_La_Jimbo said:
Here are some ideas from ...



Ride through the park after dark in a horse drawn carriage.
Discover an out of the way cafe'.
Enjoy a sunset walk along the beach.
Have "your table" at your favorite restaurant.
Hang mistletoe together.
Pass love notes in the library.
Sneak away for a moonlit swim.
Go to a local grove to pick fruit and then go home and cook something wonderful with it.
Flirt only with each other.
Stop to make a purchase from a street flower vendor.
Share a bag of M & M's.
Snuggle.
Walk arm in arm on a foggy night.
Make a list of your favorite songs, then record a tape.
Relax with brandy by the fire.
Pray together.


** I'm sure "don't jizz in her eye" is also somewhere in that book.



[Edited on May 01, 2005 by Yo_La_Jimbo]


you forgot - turn on mtv and join in with a kazoo

Siv

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

MAY 03, 2005 08:16 AM

Thistle said:
dates are for pussies. good luck.



true dat.

modern swingles prefer "car keys in a jar, nukka."

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

MAY 03, 2005 10:17 AM

FridgeMagnet said:

Andvari said:
What a wonderful forum for advice! Next date I go on, I will do everything that has been suggested. eeek



Well what the fuck did you expect? Wear cologne? Open doors? Brush your teef? This ain't Dear Abby.



Dear Abby,

My name is Doris. I am twenty one years old, and I have an unhealthy fixation for heavily pierced/tatoo'd octopus and squid whose penis veins exploid. How can I find the right person for me?

tornupbiker

tornupbiker

Bellingham, WA
April 2005

MAY 03, 2005 04:02 PM

Frank said:
Dear Abby,

My name is Doris. I am twenty one years old, and I have an unhealthy fixation for heavily pierced/tatoo'd octopus and squid whose penis veins exploid. How can I find the right person for me?




well your starting in the right place!

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